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Old 08-19-2006, 04:33 PM   #1
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Not really. Just an arrogant and self-concious use of English to give the "impression" of sophistication. "Mergence?" That's just awful.
Leave UG out of this.

That's Leda dallying over her pork dinner to fend off Zeus' advances.
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:28 PM   #2
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ewwwwwwwww.

I wonder how much money it would take to bribe a famous modern artist to shit in a jar, make up some background story, and pass it off as art. On a plus note, it must be a huge ego boost to see people fawning over and praising your shit.
that is so 43 years ago 9th

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Old 08-20-2006, 04:10 PM   #3
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ewwwwwwwww.

I wonder how much money it would take to bribe a famous modern artist to shit in a jar, make up some background story, and pass it off as art. On a plus note, it must be a huge ego boost to see people fawning over and praising your shit.
What, this wasn't close enough?
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Old 08-20-2006, 04:29 PM   #4
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What, this wasn't close enough?
I didn't want to trot out Serrano since he's had his day in the sun. Among most of the art world Serrano is regarded as a one hit wonder whose fame relied solely on the fuss that was caused by a) Catholics and b) the ACLU.

He only became an important collectible artist when he generated a lot of press through non critical mention.

Then again, it was the 80's where there was a lot of coin and dealers were practically pulling merchandise from their hinders.

What's he been up to lately? Hardly a Michelangelo or a Ruebens is he?
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:55 PM   #5
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Am I seeing things, or does she have two nipple rings? The pig ought to have one in his nose, to reinforce her "undercurrent of pigginess."
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:56 PM   #6
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Am I seeing things, or does she have two nipple rings?
That was from her previous exhibition 'Girl as curtain'
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:50 PM   #7
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I assume she is not a muslim, although, if she were, THAT would be one hell of an artistic statement.
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Old 08-19-2006, 07:14 PM   #8
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I feel sorry for the pig. Being dead and all. What a waste of tits.
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Old 08-20-2006, 01:00 AM   #9
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I feel sorry for the pig. Being dead and all. What a waste of tits.
If he were alive, would he like human tits? Ew.
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Old 08-20-2006, 01:46 AM   #10
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Sure, I do and I'm a pig.... or is that redundant
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Old 08-20-2006, 02:44 AM   #11
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Pigs liking tits? Or 'Ew?'
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Old 08-20-2006, 04:39 AM   #12
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Men ogling tits are pigs, I've been told...repeatedly.
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Old 08-19-2006, 11:08 PM   #13
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I knew a woman who used to hug a dead pig.



I called her Mom.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:44 AM   #14
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And the North Eastern Judges give the previous quartet of posters a 9.7.

I laughed until I stopped.

A poem:

Mom, your big tits
Like a curtain
Kept the pigs
Out of the mosque
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Old 08-20-2006, 05:19 AM   #15
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