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Old 10-25-2006, 08:39 AM   #1
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I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...
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Old 10-27-2006, 03:44 PM   #2
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I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...
Oh, great...Mr. Fun is back.
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Old 10-27-2006, 03:54 PM   #3
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Oh, great...Mr. Fun is back.

Voted "person you would least like to be stuck on a deserted island with, or even Disneyland for that matter."
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:43 PM   #4
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I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...
Because your parents lied to you. Oh, you'll be successful, maybe even rich.....but you'll miss the fun.
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:50 PM   #5
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My parents lied to me about what exactly? I think that employers have the right to moniter ALL activity at all times on all company owned computers and make any judgements they want about how employees can use them.

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bbro, so you regularly spend hours at work doing nothing productive then? Working 60% for your 100% salary there? If you regularly find yourself with no work to do then that's a pretty bad sign, take some initiative man.

I am in my sophmore year at university, however, I'm putting in more hours a week than 90% of full time workers. I have 25 hours of actual class per week and I have about 15-20 hours of assignments and studying on top of that. I also work 4-5 hours a week at UPMC (google it) in the Renal-Electrolyte department on a clinical study on the cognition of patients in end stage renal failure. By the time I 'get out in the workplace' I'll be almost 30 (two more years of undergrad then I'm applying to a 6 year M.D/Ph.D program here). Don't patronize me.

Oh, and Shawnee, the feeling is mutual
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Old 10-29-2006, 04:45 AM   #6
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I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...
I work 3 shifts a week 12 hours per shift. I spend about 2 to 4 hours of a normal shift working and the rest of the time reading, watching TV, browsing, listening to music etc. (if I could just figure out a way to work out...).

So according to you I should get fired. The problem is, I am paid to be available. Yes that's right, I am paid to be available, the nature of what I do the work can not be predicted, it comes when something happens, so when everything is going smoothly I don't have anything to do, if something happens I have to respond to it immediately. The expertise I have in my field is what allows me to get the pay I do, the nature of my field is what dictates my work habits.

What was this thread about again?
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:37 PM   #7
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What's with the albino nipples?
what is the point of this?
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penis size FLACCID
or the she-male

Its all so very very wrong...but yet I can't stop looking!!!
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:00 AM   #8
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I swear. People. Have you ever considered just rubbing one out and going back out to finish watching the game?
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:32 AM   #9
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muahaha - thats sad but sooooo funny on too many levels.

Never having had a blow up ..umm...boyfriend, what would the hygiene routine be?
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:43 AM   #10
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9th, you been in the real world job market yet or are you just at school still?
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:39 AM   #11
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I work a proportionate amount for the salary I recieve vs. the average compensation for what I do.
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:49 AM   #12
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I work a proportionate amount for the salary I recieve vs. the average compensation for what I do.
Amen, Flint!

And mtp? I think the dolls are funny but nothing replaces the real thing, even if real is in the name. But I still like Charlie reaching for the towel. If I could teach him to mop the floor I'd buy one.
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:47 AM   #13
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I will NOT allow my thread to be hijacked! I am intensly curious as to what the cellarites think of the Real Doll! I must needs to know! NOW!

I might be a little hopped up on energy drinks because I recieved less than 3 hours of sleep last night...
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:51 PM   #14
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I will NOT allow my thread to be hijacked! I am intensly curious as to what the cellarites think of the Real Doll! I must needs to know! NOW!

I might be a little hopped up on energy drinks because I recieved less than 3 hours of sleep last night...
Girlfriend, your thread is SO hijacked right now.
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:55 PM   #15
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Ok, since I started the threadjacking with my enraging comment about posting at work, I think the Real Dolls are creepy as all hell. Anyone who catches themselves ordering one should really seek professional help, even if it would mean brushing the cobwebs off the phone and pry the boards off the door to come in contact with real people.
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