October 30, 2006: Pelican attacks pigeon - Page 2

DucksNuts · 10-30-2006, 07:04 PM

Why would you just sit there like that??

"oh sure, no eat me, its fine..should I scrunch down a little or point my toes to make it easier?"

I'd be squawking like a bee yotch

Oh blerg...I just watched the video

Ubergeek · 10-30-2006, 07:13 PM

Seeeeeeeeeeee....

It's not just the sick people HERE who look at a cute animal and see:

FOOOOOOD!!!

Acroyear

Griff · 10-30-2006, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubergeek

Seeeeeeeeeeee....

It's not just the sick people HERE who look at a cute animal and see:

FOOOOOOD!!!

Acroyear

mmm... Peligeon

Aliantha · 10-30-2006, 07:14 PM

Hmmm...don't know what to say about this pic. On the one hand, it's a bit hard to swallow. Pardon the pun. On the other, I guess that's just the way the feathers fall in the wide wonderful world we live in.

footfootfoot · 10-30-2006, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

...I guess that's just the way the feathers fall in the wide wonderful world we live in.

You've been taglined
bee yotch

fargon · 10-30-2006, 08:59 PM

pigeon

goood

!!!

Aliantha · 10-30-2006, 09:08 PM

So if you ate the pelican would it be pigeon flavoured? That'd certainly be better economy if it did.

CharlieG · 10-31-2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

So if you ate the pelican would it be pigeon flavoured? That'd certainly be better economy if it did.

Natural Turducken?

capnhowdy · 10-30-2006, 09:21 PM

damn.... I think I'm a bee estid.

carry on.

Aliantha · 10-30-2006, 09:30 PM

lol...yes I noticed that foot.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2006, 11:42 PM

Catch that sucker and breed it, clone it, anything. We need a lot more of him/her....I'm not good at Pelican sexing...... to help the Peregrine Falcons clean up the cities.
Take the money from the statue cleaning fund.

Aliantha · 10-30-2006, 11:44 PM

Have you seen the size of pelican shits?

footfootfoot · 10-31-2006, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Have you seen the size of pelican shits?

Not sure we want to know how you know...

Aliantha · 10-31-2006, 12:18 AM

Well it's quite simple really. There's a bridge in my city which goes over a bay. The bridge is lit by a series of overhead street lights. The pelicans perch on these during the day while they scope the bay for food. Nature calls and they shit on your windscreen.

Trying to clean pelican shit off your windscreen with the wipers and water from little squirters is just simply pointless. It just smears everywhere.

footfootfoot · 10-31-2006, 12:34 AM

Between the stingrays and the pelicans Australia is becoming less and less attractive as my new home. Next you'll probably tell me some crazy shit like, oh I don't know,

soil erosion from overgrazing, industrial development, urbanization, and poor farming practices; soil salinity rising due to the use of poor quality water; desertification; clearing for agricultural purposes threatens the natural habitat of many unique animal and plant species; the Great Barrier Reef off the northeast coast, the largest coral reef in the world, is threatened by increased shipping and its popularity as a tourist site; limited natural fresh water resources
Or that,

Tasmania is one of the world's major suppliers of licit opiate products; government maintains strict controls over areas of opium poppy cultivation and output of poppy straw concentrate

10-30-2006, 07:13 PM	#2
Ubergeek Simulated Simulacrum Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 39	Seeeeeeeeeeee.... It's not just the sick people HERE who look at a cute animal and see: FOOOOOOD!!! Acroyear __________________ Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't tell where it keeps its brain. Arthur Weasley

10-30-2006, 07:14 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hmmm...don't know what to say about this pic. On the one hand, it's a bit hard to swallow. Pardon the pun. On the other, I guess that's just the way the feathers fall in the wide wonderful world we live in. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-30-2006, 08:59 PM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	pigeon goood !!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

10-30-2006, 09:08 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	So if you ate the pelican would it be pigeon flavoured? That'd certainly be better economy if it did. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-30-2006, 09:21 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	damn.... I think I'm a bee estid. carry on. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-30-2006, 07:04 PM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Why would you just sit there like that?? "oh sure, no eat me, its fine..should I scrunch down a little or point my toes to make it easier?" I'd be squawking like a bee yotch Oh blerg...I just watched the video

10-30-2006, 09:30 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...yes I noticed that foot. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-30-2006, 11:42 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Catch that sucker and breed it, clone it, anything. We need a lot more of him/her....I'm not good at Pelican sexing...... to help the Peregrine Falcons clean up the cities. Take the money from the statue cleaning fund. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-30-2006, 11:44 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Have you seen the size of pelican shits? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-31-2006, 12:18 AM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well it's quite simple really. There's a bridge in my city which goes over a bay. The bridge is lit by a series of overhead street lights. The pelicans perch on these during the day while they scope the bay for food. Nature calls and they shit on your windscreen. Trying to clean pelican shit off your windscreen with the wipers and water from little squirters is just simply pointless. It just smears everywhere. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-31-2006, 12:34 AM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Between the stingrays and the pelicans Australia is becoming less and less attractive as my new home. Next you'll probably tell me some crazy shit like, oh I don't know, soil erosion from overgrazing, industrial development, urbanization, and poor farming practices; soil salinity rising due to the use of poor quality water; desertification; clearing for agricultural purposes threatens the natural habitat of many unique animal and plant species; the Great Barrier Reef off the northeast coast, the largest coral reef in the world, is threatened by increased shipping and its popularity as a tourist site; limited natural fresh water resources Or that, Tasmania is one of the world's major suppliers of licit opiate products; government maintains strict controls over areas of opium poppy cultivation and output of poppy straw concentrate __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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