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monster · 01-31-2007, 09:31 PM

I walked in on my stepmother-to-be giving my father a blowjob when I was about 13. That was promptly followed by the first time she was ever "nice" to me

freshnesschronic · 01-31-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

I walked in on my stepmother-to-be giving my father a blowjob when I was about 13. That was promptly followed by the first time she was ever "nice" to me

That'd be more devastating to get caught by, at least to the woman. To a 3rd party, she looks so degraded.

DucksNuts · 02-01-2007, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by grant

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

(I'm a sucker of Kevin Smith movies.)

Ahhhhuh!! I was starting to think none of you lot knew about Kevin Smith movies!!!

Can someone now please edjumacate LJ??

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Originally Posted by monster

I walked in on my stepmother-to-be giving my father a blowjob when I was about 13. That was promptly followed by the first time she was ever "nice" to me

ohhh shit monster! (hahaha, i tickled my own fancy, typed "that woulda sucked" then realised it was a really bad pun, even if it was unintentional....carry on....)

monster · 02-01-2007, 08:57 AM

She was a rhythmic bump under the duvet at my dad's groin level. I got the impression she was rather hoping I was too innocent to know what was going on.

MurMetz · 02-01-2007, 03:25 PM

My son "thought" he caught me & his dad. I explained that his dad thought if we wrestled, HE would win & I had to prove him wrong. A few days later he questioned it, again, and when I assured him it was wrestling, he said "well that's good, because I thought you were having sex." I was driving at the time & almost steered into oncoming traffic. Still laughing, though....

02-01-2007, 07:44 PM

I was doin' it in the ocean one time and a crab pinched me on the damn big toe right in the middle of it.... I still hate that damn crab. I may hate them all.
One funny thing was, when I yelled she smiled, she thought...

monster · 02-01-2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I was doin' it in the ocean one time and a crab pinched me on the damn big toe right in the middle of it.... I still hate that damn crab. I may hate them all.
One funny thing was, when I yelled she smiled, she thought...

I take it you didn't yell "Crabs! I have crabs!"

01-31-2007, 09:31 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I walked in on my stepmother-to-be giving my father a blowjob when I was about 13. That was promptly followed by the first time she was ever "nice" to me __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-01-2007, 08:57 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	She was a rhythmic bump under the duvet at my dad's groin level. I got the impression she was rather hoping I was too innocent to know what was going on. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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02-01-2007, 03:25 PM	#5
MurMetz Eavesdropper Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 24	My son "thought" he caught me & his dad. I explained that his dad thought if we wrestled, HE would win & I had to prove him wrong. A few days later he questioned it, again, and when I assured him it was wrestling, he said "well that's good, because I thought you were having sex." I was driving at the time & almost steered into oncoming traffic. Still laughing, though....

02-01-2007, 07:44 PM	#6
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I was doin' it in the ocean one time and a crab pinched me on the damn big toe right in the middle of it.... I still hate that damn crab. I may hate them all. One funny thing was, when I yelled she smiled, she thought...

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