Internal Monologue - Page 2

BigV · 06-01-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Hey dude. Just how long is this song anyway?

Rexmons · 06-01-2007, 09:46 AM

"Shawnee's comment somehow offended me, partly due to the fact her audacity caused her to presume I gave a damn."

im only kidding, the voice in my head has a british accent. Ello, ello govna!

Rexmons · 06-01-2007, 09:50 AM

lumberjim have you ever watched this?

Shawnee123 · 06-01-2007, 09:52 AM

I was intrigued, nay, fascinated, that this newbie rex had given me any thought whatsoever, considering my relative lowness on the Cellar totem pole.

lumberjim · 06-01-2007, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Hey dude. Just how long is this song anyway?

about 5 years so far

lumberjim · 06-01-2007, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexmons

lumberjim have you ever watched this?

AWESOME

Rexmons · 06-01-2007, 10:04 AM

"She could never know the contempt I carried for her was merely a ruse, designed to masquerade my passion for both her, and her, 'themed songs', my God, how I loved them so."

Shawnee123 · 06-01-2007, 11:41 AM

I contemplated what rex had said, and wondered if I could use this newly found knowledge to my advantage. Yeah, we tease him a lot, 'cause we got him on the spot., but when he was young and his heart was an open book, he used to say live and let live (you know he did.) Perhaps he was looking for love, exciting and new. However, he's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about. Sure, he may be a bit creepy, a bit kooky, but here we are face to face...a couple of silver spoons. Maybe he and me were never meant to be, but we're gonna make our dreams come true. For me and you. If it doesn't work out, well, suicide is painless

Rexmons · 06-01-2007, 12:24 PM

"I now knew this was no ordinary woman, oh no. This was the kind of woman who could turn the world on with her smile, who could take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worth-while. However I was no ordinary man, her life with me would consist of a shadowy flight into a dangerous world, with a man, who does not exist. Yes, together we would be moving on up, to the east side, to that deluxe apartment in the sky. To the east side. Baby, we finally got a piece of the pie."

Yznhymr · 06-01-2007, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexmons

i narrate my own life, like this.

That reminds me of Stranger Than Fiction...

Trilby · 06-01-2007, 12:47 PM

LMAO at all of you weird-os! Shawnee and Rex--get a room! and then narrate that for us! Yeah, baby! You could be cyber friends who turned into cyber LOVERS who are now going to meet in a seedy cyber motel to have awkward, first-time cyber SEX!

See? that's how I internal monologue--like a porn director.

Yznhymr · 06-01-2007, 12:56 PM

<inside my noggin> ...what am I doing here?...is the hardness of the butter proportional to the softness of the bread?...why are they giving me a strange look?...I gotta pee...hey look a chipmonk!...when shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' who is supposed to read it? The dog?...oh, what am I doing here?...I gotta pee...hey look, that cloud looks like a bunny rabbit!...why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?...uh, what am I doing here?...those people staring at me are creeping me out...man, I really need to pee...why do teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly the same?...hey look...so on and so on...

Shawnee123 · 06-01-2007, 01:04 PM

lol @ y'all! I knew this could be the funniest thread ever!

I can't top it now, but I just know I'll be thinking of theme song replies all weekend! :p

xoxoxoBruce · 06-01-2007, 01:25 PM

The lowest figure on a totem pole has the highest respect of the tribe.

Shawnee123 · 06-01-2007, 01:55 PM

Oh. You think I might know that.

06-01-2007, 09:46 AM	#17
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	"Shawnee's comment somehow offended me, partly due to the fact her audacity caused her to presume I gave a damn." im only kidding, the voice in my head has a british accent. Ello, ello govna! __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

06-01-2007, 09:50 AM	#18
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	lumberjim have you ever watched this? __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

06-01-2007, 09:52 AM	#19
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I was intrigued, nay, fascinated, that this newbie rex had given me any thought whatsoever, considering my relative lowness on the Cellar totem pole. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-01-2007, 10:04 AM	#22
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	"She could never know the contempt I carried for her was merely a ruse, designed to masquerade my passion for both her, and her, 'themed songs', my God, how I loved them so." __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

06-01-2007, 11:41 AM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I contemplated what rex had said, and wondered if I could use this newly found knowledge to my advantage. Yeah, we tease him a lot, 'cause we got him on the spot., but when he was young and his heart was an open book, he used to say live and let live (you know he did.) Perhaps he was looking for love, exciting and new. However, he's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about. Sure, he may be a bit creepy, a bit kooky, but here we are face to face...a couple of silver spoons. Maybe he and me were never meant to be, but we're gonna make our dreams come true. For me and you. If it doesn't work out, well, suicide is painless __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-01-2007, 12:24 PM	#24
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	"I now knew this was no ordinary woman, oh no. This was the kind of woman who could turn the world on with her smile, who could take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worth-while. However I was no ordinary man, her life with me would consist of a shadowy flight into a dangerous world, with a man, who does not exist. Yes, together we would be moving on up, to the east side, to that deluxe apartment in the sky. To the east side. Baby, we finally got a piece of the pie." __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

06-01-2007, 12:47 PM	#26
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	LMAO at all of you weird-os! Shawnee and Rex--get a room! and then narrate that for us! Yeah, baby! You could be cyber friends who turned into cyber LOVERS who are now going to meet in a seedy cyber motel to have awkward, first-time cyber SEX! See? that's how I internal monologue--like a porn director. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-01-2007, 12:56 PM	#27
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	<inside my noggin> ...what am I doing here?...is the hardness of the butter proportional to the softness of the bread?...why are they giving me a strange look?...I gotta pee...hey look a chipmonk!...when shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' who is supposed to read it? The dog?...oh, what am I doing here?...I gotta pee...hey look, that cloud looks like a bunny rabbit!...why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?...uh, what am I doing here?...those people staring at me are creeping me out...man, I really need to pee...why do teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly the same?...hey look...so on and so on... __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

06-01-2007, 01:04 PM	#28
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol @ y'all! I knew this could be the funniest thread ever! I can't top it now, but I just know I'll be thinking of theme song replies all weekend! :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-01-2007, 01:25 PM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The lowest figure on a totem pole has the highest respect of the tribe. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-01-2007, 01:55 PM	#30
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh. You think I might know that. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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