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Old 06-12-2007, 02:36 PM   #1
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That reminds me of the scene from Long Kiss Goodnight.

Samual Jackson: "You've got her beat, hands down... and neck up."
totally off subject - but they've been showing that movie alot lately
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Old 06-12-2007, 01:55 PM   #2
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Kind of like the same dirty look you'd give him if he was taking you from behind, and he stuck his thumb in your asshole?
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Old 06-12-2007, 01:56 PM   #3
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whoA! frumby!
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:46 AM   #4
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Yes. Exactly like that. Except for the really offensively uncalled for and graphically shocking part.

Flint, henceforth, you are not authorized to mention my asshole. Especially thumbs or anything else that would fit therein. Please make a note of this.
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:49 AM   #5
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...but...you secretly liked it?
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:51 AM   #6
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Damn it. No.
I do not, nor do I ever forsee me liking things in my asshole. Much to the dissapointment of my husband.

And yes, I have tried.

Just. Not. Happening. Sorry.
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:53 AM   #7
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I don't like things in my asshole either. See, we have something in common!
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:02 PM   #8
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I don't like things in my asshole either. See, we have something in common!
This explains why you're full of shait. :p
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:13 AM   #9
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I thought good advice I heard here was...hey, lighten up Dagney! Everything I said was clearly in a joking manner. And everyone likes jokes, if they are offensive or not, that's what's been drilled into my mind from the Cellar.
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:37 PM   #10
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I thought good advice I heard here was...hey, lighten up Dagney! Everything I said was clearly in a joking manner. And everyone likes jokes, if they are offensive or not, that's what's been drilled into my mind from the Cellar.
There you go, speaking for everyone again. Apparently that's not a lesson that's sinking into your head easily. What's not offensive to one person, may be offensive to another, and fwiw, I don't enjoy being offended.

Jokes are one thing - calling women 'broads' and painting them with a stereotypical brush is something different. (We don't all sit around and cry and eat ice cream when we're sad) I find it offensive, and feel it's my right to speak up when something offends me.

But no matter, my time here is quickly coming to a screeching end. The signal to noise ratio is way off, and I'm sick of shoveling through the shit to find a pearl or two.
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:48 PM   #11
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Jokes are one thing - calling women 'broads' and painting them with a stereotypical brush is something different. (We don't all sit around and cry and eat ice cream when we're sad) I find it offensive, and feel it's my right to speak up when something offends me.
ok, Toots. :: pinches your bottom::

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Old 06-13-2007, 11:19 AM   #12
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Is it misogynistic if the woman likes it?

Anyhoo, I fail to see any anti-woman statement that was made by jebuzullah (or whatever the name is) on this thread. Stereotype that women like ice cream? Hell, watch any movie or TV show and the woman eats ice cream when depressed. It's more like an old husband's tale. I certainly wasn't offended.

Maybe I'm missing something, though.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:26 AM   #13
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Don't worry about it Shawnee. And btw, you can call me whatever you like.

I just have a lot of ground to make up for my speech in Cellar Meta. I'm like the 4th coming of the anti-Dwellar, no one gives me a break. But I didn't have any mysogynistic intentions, I was just being silly, but my reputation calls for immediate disapproval as of now. Sorry Dagney, please don't take it personally. I just thought it was a joke.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:34 AM   #14
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It's cool, Jeb.

Believe me, I've been there, and back, and there, and back, and there, and back...
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:59 AM   #15
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Believe me, I've been there, and back, and there, and back, and there, and back...
There and Back Again.
A Hobbit's Tale!
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