I was victim of the racisms!

[Flint]

I went to take a class at a downtown office building, and I was dressed nice and everything, but do they care? The class ended early, so I had to wait outside because my ride didn't answer their cell phone.

So I was sitting on a bench, studying, and, guess what? That's right, here comes the lynch mob! The racist-ass security guard keeps driving around he building, going real slow and threatening-like when he goes by me, staring me down, all racist-like.

Hey, it's a free country! I just kept readin' my book, because I won't be intimidated by that racist bullshit! My friends said I should have thrown a brick through his windshield, to teach him a lesson about people of all kinds, getting along.

Next, they sent out a "spy" to scare me away. He didn't say anything, but he walked past where I was, pretending to talk on his cellphone. I know what time it is! I'm not stupid enough to fall for that racist routine. All because I was just sitting outside and reading a book!

So, in case you didn't know it, this proves that racism is alive and well. If you disagree with me, you'll never understand, so don't post anyting.