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Old 08-27-2007, 04:34 PM   #1
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Well, I guess now we know what it takes to get Sheldon to come out of the woodwork.
That's not woodwork, that's SCRIMSHAW! lol!!!
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:07 PM   #2
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Excuse my ignorance: Penis has bone?
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:31 PM   #3
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Excuse my ignorance: Penis has bone?
What--yours doesn't?!









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Old 08-27-2007, 05:36 PM   #4
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The Baculum is a unique bone found in the penis of most mammals. This bone aids in copulation when mates have only a short encounter and need to perform quickly. The Baculum is sometimes referred to a “hillbilly or mountain man toothpick” and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer. The largest Baculum in the mammal kingdom belongs to the walrus, which can reach a length of 30 inches.
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:41 PM   #5
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The Baculum is a unique bone found in the penis of most mammals. This bone aids in copulation when mates have only a short encounter and need to perform quickly. The Baculum is sometimes referred to a “hillbilly or mountain man toothpick” and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer. The largest Baculum in the mammal kingdom belongs to the walrus, which can reach a length of 30 inches.
I almost posted something incriminating, until I noticed xoBruce's post. I guess I've never needed one.
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:18 PM   #6
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I guess I've never needed one.

So. You're a cuddler, then?
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:06 PM   #7
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What? Ya'll don't have a coons dick tooth pick. WTF.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:09 PM   #8
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walrus penis bone
I believe that could stir a lot of coffee at Fourbucks.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:12 PM   #9
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The Baculum is sometimes referred to a “hillbilly or mountain man toothpick” and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer.
When you get to the point of using animal dick to stir your coffee, it's time to wash the dishes or buy new cutlery.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:24 PM   #10
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:32 PM   #11
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Kind of makes you wonder if the guy who graduated last in his class in OB/Gyn school ever gets his baculum confused with his speculum.
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:51 AM   #12
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I'm feeling VERY inadequate right now...But, dammit I've got the raccoon beat!! Giggity-giggity!!!
(note to self: try not to use the word 'beat' when referring to animal dick)
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:22 AM   #13
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OK, I have to know. Busterb has a baculum keychain. Bruce, what have you got to up the ante?

I've seen, and held, a buffalo penis cane.
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:43 AM   #14
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I wanted the bull bag candy dish, but couldn't afford it when I saw it, and haven't had the inclination to look for one more recently.
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:45 AM   #15
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I wanted the bull bag candy dish, but couldn't afford it when I saw it, and haven't had the inclination to look for one more recently.
My parents have one of those. Now we say "where's the candy scrotum?"
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