Man Has Sex With Bicycle - Page 2

Spexxvet · 11-15-2007, 12:36 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, Icileparadise.

Trilby · 11-15-2007, 12:36 PM

Hey, the guy says he'd had a few too many...can anyone here honestly say that they haven't knocked back one too many voddies and NOT thought about the bicycle? It happens.

ZenGum · 11-15-2007, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Well, I'm trying to picture this and, well my problem is, how do you screw a bicycle? Spokes or seat or what?!?

Well, you know ... what goes around, comes around.

icileparadise · 11-15-2007, 12:45 PM

Yes & oui.

Thank you so much for the welcome. Kinda nervous.

Shawnee123 · 11-15-2007, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Hey, the guy says he'd had a few too many...can anyone here honestly say that they haven't knocked back one too many voddies and NOT thought about the bicycle? It happens.

Bunch of freaking pervs. If it ain't living and breathing it should NOT be viewed as an object of sex. Now, the dog...

:p

BigMcLargeHuge · 11-15-2007, 12:51 PM

I know a guy that has a thing for toilet paper rolls?

Shawnee123 · 11-15-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BigMcLargeHuge

I know a guy that has a thing for toilet paper rolls?

Who, that lj guy?

glatt · 11-15-2007, 12:58 PM

Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:

binky · 11-15-2007, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:

Now thats just creepy- I mean I love my car but I don't love love it

Shawnee123 · 11-15-2007, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by binky

Now thats just creepy- I mean I love my car but I don't love love it

You luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvv it. You wanna kiss it and marry it.

Cicero · 11-15-2007, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Bunch of freaking pervs. If it ain't living and breathing it should NOT be viewed as an object of sex. Now, the dog...

:p

"Blue Velvet" quote: "I'll fuck anything that moves!!!!"

Sundae · 11-15-2007, 02:21 PM

I feel sorry for the chap actually.
My reading of the situation is that he was unable to live unassisted (having moved from his council house to a hostel). It's likely there was a recognised problem with his ability to make judgements in day to day life anyway.

They must have had reasonable suspicion that he was deliberately displaying his act to the cleaners in order to charge him with an offence. However I would have been more comfortable with just a fine and ideally therapy in result. To go onto the sex offenders register is pretty serious, bringing with it all sorts of restrictions generally intended to safeguard children.

Cloud · 11-15-2007, 02:30 PM

. . . Schwinnnnnnn!

Cicero · 11-15-2007, 02:34 PM

g!!

toranokaze · 11-15-2007, 05:09 PM

Sex ok... but simulating sex not???

I can only see this being a problem is if he intentionally made the clears see him doing the bike, otherwise I don't think there is a crime.
And from what it sounds like he had a very bad lawyer.

11-15-2007, 12:36 PM	#16
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Welcome to the Cellar, Icileparadise. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-15-2007, 12:51 PM	#21
BigMcLargeHuge cold whack fashizzel Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 29	I know a guy that has a thing for toilet paper rolls? __________________ I must break you.

11-15-2007, 02:21 PM	#27
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I feel sorry for the chap actually. My reading of the situation is that he was unable to live unassisted (having moved from his council house to a hostel). It's likely there was a recognised problem with his ability to make judgements in day to day life anyway. They must have had reasonable suspicion that he was deliberately displaying his act to the cleaners in order to charge him with an offence. However I would have been more comfortable with just a fine and ideally therapy in result. To go onto the sex offenders register is pretty serious, bringing with it all sorts of restrictions generally intended to safeguard children. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-15-2007, 02:30 PM	#28
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	. . . Schwinnnnnnn! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-15-2007, 02:34 PM	#29
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	g!! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-15-2007, 12:36 PM	#17
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Hey, the guy says he'd had a few too many...can anyone here honestly say that they haven't knocked back one too many voddies and NOT thought about the bicycle? It happens.

11-15-2007, 12:45 PM	#19
icileparadise Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Swiss Mountains Posts: 96	Yes & oui. Thank you so much for the welcome. Kinda nervous.

11-15-2007, 12:58 PM	#23
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:

11-15-2007, 05:09 PM	#30
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Sex ok... but simulating sex not??? I can only see this being a problem is if he intentionally made the clears see him doing the bike, otherwise I don't think there is a crime. And from what it sounds like he had a very bad lawyer. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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