Booze test - Page 2

lookout123 · 03-19-2008, 12:15 PM

100%

Alcoholic.

Shawnee123 · 03-19-2008, 12:17 PM

You know, a bartender could ace this and not be a drinker. Not that I care. I'm all for alcohol. In fact, I'd like to see it legalized.

lookout123 · 03-19-2008, 12:19 PM

YEAH! that's why i aced it. all that time I spent behind the bar. it had absolutely nothing to do with the few times i passed out on the bar, under the bar...

jinx · 03-19-2008, 08:18 PM

94%

Shawnee123 · 03-19-2008, 12:19 PM

Me too, lookout.

classicman · 03-19-2008, 01:23 PM

FAIL

Clodfobble · 03-19-2008, 02:54 PM

75%. But I call utter bullshit on the test--most of the clues are not actually about drinking. Seriously, who's going to look at a "clue" of a plane divebombing a WWII carrier and not choose "Kamikaze," even if they had no idea there was a drink named as such? I don't know a damn thing about booze, I should have failed.

lookout123 · 03-19-2008, 02:56 PM

don't give me that - i saw you peeing on the floor of a liquor store.

Griff · 03-19-2008, 04:13 PM

91% and still sober

Cicero · 03-19-2008, 05:05 PM

Really isn't fair because I was drunk when I took it.

zippyt · 03-19-2008, 05:14 PM

97%
See I told you LJ , drinking those Girly Mjohitoes would manke you Girlly !!!

monster · 03-19-2008, 05:46 PM

86%

lumberjim · 03-19-2008, 08:15 PM

95% is not girly. and mojitos are a manly girl drink. a girl that plays sports. or a girl that has a bitch at home. or even a girl that wears engineer boots, a white tshirt with a pack of red Marlboros rolled up in the sleeve,dark blue jeans, and has her hair in a duck tail.

03-19-2008, 12:15 PM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	100% Alcoholic. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-19-2008, 12:17 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You know, a bartender could ace this and not be a drinker. Not that I care. I'm all for alcohol. In fact, I'd like to see it legalized. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-19-2008, 12:19 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	YEAH! that's why i aced it. all that time I spent behind the bar. it had absolutely nothing to do with the few times i passed out on the bar, under the bar... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-19-2008, 08:18 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	94% __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-19-2008, 12:19 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Me too, lookout. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-19-2008, 01:23 PM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	FAIL __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-19-2008, 02:54 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	75%. But I call utter bullshit on the test--most of the clues are not actually about drinking. Seriously, who's going to look at a "clue" of a plane divebombing a WWII carrier and not choose "Kamikaze," even if they had no idea there was a drink named as such? I don't know a damn thing about booze, I should have failed.

03-19-2008, 02:56 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	don't give me that - i saw you peeing on the floor of a liquor store. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-19-2008, 04:13 PM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	91% and still sober __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-19-2008, 05:05 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Really isn't fair because I was drunk when I took it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-19-2008, 05:14 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	97% See I told you LJ , drinking those Girly Mjohitoes would manke you Girlly !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-19-2008, 05:46 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	86% __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-19-2008, 08:15 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	95% is not girly. and mojitos are a manly girl drink. a girl that plays sports. or a girl that has a bitch at home. or even a girl that wears engineer boots, a white tshirt with a pack of red Marlboros rolled up in the sleeve,dark blue jeans, and has her hair in a duck tail. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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