Woman held hostage by pig - Page 2

ZenGum · 09-30-2008, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

a what?
a piggery?

oh my god i figured it out
australia is story-book fairy princess land.
how do i get in?

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

not to mention the "rainbow dolphins and wizard bongs"

I forgot to mention the crystal unicorns.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

The pig's punishment?

Being put out to stud.

And they all lived happily ever after.

[I wanted to add the sound of porcine orgasmic grunting. How do you spell "eeeoooiiieee!!!!!! eooeeeeiiuuughghghgh! EEEUUUOOOIIIKKHHH!!!!" ???]

ZenGum · 09-23-2008, 07:40 PM

Don't get too sentimental, Ibram.
There's only one use for pigs. Can't milk 'em (actually I guess you can, but ...) can't shear 'em.
A piggery is just a prep school for "Porcine University". Wolf will soon be satisfied, methinks.

Edit. Just thought of another use for pigs. It involves lipstick. That's all I'm saying.
Edit 2. Why did the photographer take all the pictures of the pig from behind??

JuancoRocks · 09-23-2008, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Edit 2. Why did the photographer take all the pictures of the pig from behind??

He's a pork butt man?

Aliantha · 09-24-2008, 01:03 AM

I think he was sizing it up for his roasting pan.

ZenGum · 09-24-2008, 02:11 AM

I was thinking something much less wholesome.

wolf · 09-24-2008, 02:31 AM

But the pig doesn't look anything like Ned Beatty.

spudcon · 09-30-2008, 08:57 PM

I guess the pig didn't allow her in the outhouse because he couldn't fit in there to eat.

09-23-2008, 07:40 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Don't get too sentimental, Ibram. There's only one use for pigs. Can't milk 'em (actually I guess you can, but ...) can't shear 'em. A piggery is just a prep school for "Porcine University". Wolf will soon be satisfied, methinks. Edit. Just thought of another use for pigs. It involves lipstick. That's all I'm saying. Edit 2. Why did the photographer take all the pictures of the pig from behind?? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 09-23-2008 at 07:41 PM. Reason: more

09-24-2008, 01:03 AM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think he was sizing it up for his roasting pan. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-24-2008, 02:11 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I was thinking something much less wholesome. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-24-2008, 02:31 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	But the pig doesn't look anything like Ned Beatty. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-30-2008, 08:57 PM	#7
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I guess the pig didn't allow her in the outhouse because he couldn't fit in there to eat. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

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