What if? - Page 2

DanaC · 10-16-2008, 06:12 AM

ummm...I don't get it. Why is Magna inappropriate?

Sundae · 10-16-2008, 06:19 AM

They've replaced the cum
(sorry if you were joking)

DanaC · 10-16-2008, 06:33 AM

ohhhhh sorry, of course.

ZenGum · 10-16-2008, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Cum Laude

Well who wouldn't vote for a man whose JD could cum lauder than anyone else's?

Hey Baby, wanna see my Juris Doctor? It'll make us both cum laude!

ZenGum · 10-16-2008, 08:55 AM

Here's another What If...

What if something like the most BS rumours and innuendos about Obama was actually true.

That he actually is a secret Arabic Muslim operative who has been on a lifelong mission to infiltrate US politics and thereby deliver a king-hit blow in the global War on Terror.
Total BS of course, but just imagine for a minute. That would be one of the most amazing coups in history. Imagine being a historian 500 years in the future, reading about it.
I reckon that even if it is all true, you ought to vote for Obama anyway, just to make it happen.
And given how much Presidential power has increased recently, and constitutional protections diminished, it would be the perfect time for it.

I'm calling BS on all of this, of course, I just think it's a great story.

Pie · 10-16-2008, 09:00 AM

Yeah, a great story.

Undertoad · 10-16-2008, 09:06 AM

I like this...

Obama worked with Ayers because he wanted to have a contact who could bomb buildings. Following the election, it was remarkable when Code Pink received instructions on how to blow up the Marine Recruiting Center in Berkeley, and when FBI interference seemed to prevent investigation of the crime.

Obama stayed in 20 years of sermons from Rev. Wright because he wanted instructions in how to be anti-American from an urban black perspective. It was remarkable when he launched into a bombastic sermon right from the podium, just following his inauguration.

classicman · 10-16-2008, 09:14 AM

ok UT - now you're scaring me.

Cicero · 10-16-2008, 09:42 AM

Lible.

You are all getting so sued! bwuahahahaaa!

No, good ones guys. I like it. Let's finish the media stories for them... You guys are better at this...so carry on!

Sundae · 10-16-2008, 09:47 AM

I like this...

After gaining office, Obama takes more and more power as his own personal right as President. Issuing in sweeping changes that benefit black Americans to the detritment of white. Cities erupt in civil unrest as white Americans feel they have become the under-class and are being dicriminated against from the highest office in the land. Black Americans feel it is their turn to RISE.

And in all the chaos, the remnants of the Manson family head for the hills. With Barak Obama Manson, Charlie's mixed race hidden son, adopted out in his infancy but in clandestine contact with his father for years.

Cicero · 10-16-2008, 09:50 AM

You mean, Barack Hussein Manson?!? lol!

smoothmoniker · 10-16-2008, 10:38 AM

I'm so f'ing tired of being accused of racism because I don't support Obama. It has nothing to do with his education, his elocution, or his character.

I believe him. I think he's trustworthy and persuasive. I believe he will try to do what he says he wants to do.

And, I think what he wants to do would be wrong for America.

Shawnee123 · 10-16-2008, 10:40 AM

That's OK, Obama supporters are tired of being accused of ignorance and anti-americanism because we don't support McCain. :shrugs:

Sheldonrs · 10-16-2008, 10:46 AM

And I'm getting tired of Sarah Palin being a stupid fucking cunt.

Looks like we're all tired. NAP TIME!!!!

Sundae · 10-16-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

And I'm getting tired of Sarah Palin being a stupid fucking cunt.

You only think that because her bible says you should be stoned to death.

Oh, wait.
Yup, okay - fair enough.

10-16-2008, 06:19 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	They've replaced the cum (sorry if you were joking) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-16-2008, 08:55 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Here's another What If... What if something like the most BS rumours and innuendos about Obama was actually true. That he actually is a secret Arabic Muslim operative who has been on a lifelong mission to infiltrate US politics and thereby deliver a king-hit blow in the global War on Terror. Total BS of course, but just imagine for a minute. That would be one of the most amazing coups in history. Imagine being a historian 500 years in the future, reading about it. I reckon that even if it is all true, you ought to vote for Obama anyway, just to make it happen. And given how much Presidential power has increased recently, and constitutional protections diminished, it would be the perfect time for it. I'm calling BS on all of this, of course, I just think it's a great story. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 10-16-2008 at 08:57 AM. Reason: word order

10-16-2008, 09:00 AM	#6
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Yeah, a great story. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-16-2008, 09:14 AM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	ok UT - now you're scaring me. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-16-2008, 09:42 AM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Lible. You are all getting so sued! bwuahahahaaa! No, good ones guys. I like it. Let's finish the media stories for them... You guys are better at this...so carry on! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-16-2008, 06:12 AM	#1
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	ummm...I don't get it. Why is Magna inappropriate?

10-16-2008, 06:33 AM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	ohhhhh sorry, of course.

10-16-2008, 09:06 AM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I like this... Obama worked with Ayers because he wanted to have a contact who could bomb buildings. Following the election, it was remarkable when Code Pink received instructions on how to blow up the Marine Recruiting Center in Berkeley, and when FBI interference seemed to prevent investigation of the crime. Obama stayed in 20 years of sermons from Rev. Wright because he wanted instructions in how to be anti-American from an urban black perspective. It was remarkable when he launched into a bombastic sermon right from the podium, just following his inauguration.

10-16-2008, 09:47 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I like this... After gaining office, Obama takes more and more power as his own personal right as President. Issuing in sweeping changes that benefit black Americans to the detritment of white. Cities erupt in civil unrest as white Americans feel they have become the under-class and are being dicriminated against from the highest office in the land. Black Americans feel it is their turn to RISE. And in all the chaos, the remnants of the Manson family head for the hills. With Barak Obama Manson, Charlie's mixed race hidden son, adopted out in his infancy but in clandestine contact with his father for years. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-16-2008, 09:50 AM	#11
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	You mean, Barack Hussein Manson?!? lol! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-16-2008, 10:38 AM	#12
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	I'm so f'ing tired of being accused of racism because I don't support Obama. It has nothing to do with his education, his elocution, or his character. I believe him. I think he's trustworthy and persuasive. I believe he will try to do what he says he wants to do. And, I think what he wants to do would be wrong for America. __________________ to live and die in LA

10-16-2008, 10:40 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's OK, Obama supporters are tired of being accused of ignorance and anti-americanism because we don't support McCain. :shrugs: __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-16-2008, 10:46 AM	#14
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	And I'm getting tired of Sarah Palin being a stupid fucking cunt. Looks like we're all tired. NAP TIME!!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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