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Old 02-22-2009, 01:36 PM   #16
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Not bashing your guy or anything Ducks, but... You realise he shaves his pubes?!
Your bath would always be blocked up, and your leg shaving razor blunt.

Just saying.

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.

Well, puts us in the same boat I guess.
Mine are hetero, but have kids. Nobody's perfect.

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And if you have the chance to see Have I Got News for You, The League of Gentlemen or Benidorm (all award winning) - go at it!
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Old 02-22-2009, 01:40 PM   #17
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I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.
I'm with ya 100%. Stephen Fry readily comes to mind. HIPPOPOTAMUS was hilarious!
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Old 02-22-2009, 08:20 PM   #18
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I dunno if Ducks actually wants to keep him.

Maybe she just wants to play with him...
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Old 02-22-2009, 08:21 PM   #19
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And anyway, maybe he is handy...and witty and intelligent.

You girls just shouldn't judge a book by it's cover!
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Old 02-22-2009, 08:35 PM   #20
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I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.
My ears were burning, so I logged in, and saw you were talking about me. :-p
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:32 PM   #21
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Something's limited.

Fella oughtn't be a swimsuit model.

yup. what she said.something musta shrunk it, doubt it's the cold...
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:41 PM   #22
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Maybe he has a really long tongue...
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:50 PM   #23
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Sure ducks, whatever you want. I'll get right to workin on gettin you that.

Uhm, what's his name, address, and phone number?


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Old 02-22-2009, 10:54 PM   #24
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Put a cap in his ass and he won't walk with such a swish.
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:16 AM   #25
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Put a cap in his ass and he won't walk with such a swish.
Is this a new treatment for teh ghey?
Let me know if you have any success...
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Old 02-23-2009, 07:59 AM   #26
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I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.
Amen to that, sister!
Jack Black.

And honestly, I don't want someone who thinks he's prettier than me. Mind you, it isn't physically possible, but I don't want him to *think* it. :-)
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:52 AM   #27
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Not bashing your guy or anything Ducks, but... You realise he shaves his pubes?!
Your bath would always be blocked up, and your leg shaving razor blunt.

Just saying.

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.

Well, puts us in the same boat I guess.
Mine are hetero, but have kids. Nobody's perfect.

Hislop top, Pemberton bottom.
And if you have the chance to see Have I Got News for You, The League of Gentlemen or Benidorm (all award winning) - go at it!
That second guy you posted looks exactly like my ex when he is pissed.
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Old 03-04-2009, 03:01 AM   #28
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I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.
I'm available...Will ya take 1 out of 6?
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