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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Not bashing your guy or anything Ducks, but... You realise he shaves his pubes?!
Your bath would always be blocked up, and your leg shaving razor blunt. Just saying. I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day. Well, puts us in the same boat I guess. Mine are hetero, but have kids. Nobody's perfect. Hislop top, Pemberton bottom. And if you have the chance to see Have I Got News for You, The League of Gentlemen or Benidorm (all award winning) - go at it!
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I'm with ya 100%. Stephen Fry readily comes to mind. HIPPOPOTAMUS was hilarious!
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I dunno if Ducks actually wants to keep him.
Maybe she just wants to play with him... ![]()
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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And anyway, maybe he is handy...and witty and intelligent.
You girls just shouldn't judge a book by it's cover!
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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My ears were burning, so I logged in, and saw you were talking about me. :-p
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#21 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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yup. what she said.something musta shrunk it, doubt it's the cold...
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Maybe he has a really long tongue...
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
Posts: 2,957
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Sure ducks, whatever you want. I'll get right to workin on gettin you that.
Uhm, what's his name, address, and phone number? (...new at this "santa" thing)
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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Put a cap in his ass and he won't walk with such a swish.
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#25 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Is this a new treatment for teh ghey?
Let me know if you have any success...
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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Jack Black. And honestly, I don't want someone who thinks he's prettier than me. Mind you, it isn't physically possible, but I don't want him to *think* it. :-)
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I'm available...Will ya take 1 out of 6?
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