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Old 04-14-2009, 02:38 PM   #16
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Only girls call them "Boners."

What a nerd
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Old 04-14-2009, 02:56 PM   #17
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See, I thought you guys loved to sit around and talk boners.
Actually we DO love to talk about boners. But this conversation is about the lack thereof.


Chicks!!!
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:00 PM   #18
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Actually we DO love to talk about boners. But this conversation is about the lack thereof.


Chicks!!!
True. That's a horse of a different boner.
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:15 PM   #19
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Only girls call them "Boners."

What a nerd
Guess what, little boy? I'm a girl.

Nerds...aren't those people who delete all their passwords?
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:17 PM   #20
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i think foot has a special boner for you shaw
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:38 PM   #21
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Nah...I saw it running around on the street.
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Old 04-14-2009, 04:00 PM   #22
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Nah...I saw it running around on the street.
Free range boners taste better.
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Old 04-14-2009, 08:31 PM   #23
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Old 04-14-2009, 08:39 PM   #24
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i got an extra hot wife. works like a charm
I have a hot wife and a hot g/f, but I'm 52, overweight, and have had bypass surgery. Even so, my problem isn't usually getting an erection. My problem is having sufficient sensitivity to keep my erection interested in staying erect reliably.

Viagra helps, but not always. Very strange. I'm sure I'm some sort of medical anomaly.

All things being equal, I can't complain. Functionality is mine enough of the time that I can't complain, and I don't get many complaints in return. After all, my tongue and thumb are always fully functional.
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Old 04-14-2009, 10:19 PM   #25
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Functionality is mine enough of the time that I can't complain, and I don't get many complaints in return. After all, my tongue and thumb are always fully functional.
If only more men understood this.
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Old 04-14-2009, 10:50 PM   #26
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