Overweight? United Airlines may charge you - Page 2

jinx · 04-17-2009, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Teapot

I'd support it if they hadn't been slowly making the seats smaller to fit more in.

Is this true? I wouldn't have a hard time believing it, except last time we flew the seat on one of the flights still had ash trays in the arm rests. The seats seemed like the same size (wayyy to fucking small) as the other flights.

classicman · 04-17-2009, 08:32 AM

Jim, we've met and I still don't believe it. I would have guessed more like 250 max. I think Jinx has you on a "special" scale.

lumberjim · 04-17-2009, 09:18 AM

keep in mind that my head weighs about 70 lbs alone.

robsterman1 · 04-28-2009, 11:06 AM

I'd say the policy is a bit unfair, but why should people suffer being jammed in between 2 fatties?

classicman · 04-17-2009, 09:37 AM

yeh, all those brains I suppose...

classicman · 04-17-2009, 12:48 PM

my 3 hour journey - CHEAPEST rate is about $400.00 US

Pico and ME · 04-17-2009, 01:22 PM

Well, I was able to get $180 for my round trip ticket from Indy to Tucson and back. Thats about $15 per hour of air travel.

Sundae · 04-17-2009, 01:47 PM

Even as an obese person myself, I agree with the idea that if you take up two seats, or increase the weight of an aircraft significantly, you should be charged more.

The Pay As You Go system which now extends to paying to use the toilet however, I disagree with. You can help how much you weigh - hard as it is and underlying problems there may be, it is possible. You cannot control how much you need to use the toilet - beyond fasting for 12 hours prior to the flight.

Restaurants with only one toilet (ie a unisex toilet for the whole restaurant) never used to be able to get an alcohol licence. Instead they encouraged customers to bring their own alcohol and only served soft drinks. It caught on, and many Indian restaurants work on this basis - it's a much cheaper alternative all round. Shame the aircraft won't allow that. You could keep a whole family contented with a six pack of Walkers crisps and a bottle of duty free Baileys.

Not that that matters to me of course. Not any more. I just resent having bodily needs charged for.

Undertoad · 04-17-2009, 02:31 PM

I want to be able to buy the third seat in a group of 3, when I'm flying with a significant other on a long flight. Obese or not, that gives you the room of a first-class seat at a fraction of the price.

Clodfobble · 04-17-2009, 03:18 PM

You're able to do it, as long as it's not a full flight to begin with--buy three tickets with a third fictitious name. Fictitious name never checks in, so the seat is empty. Unless the flight is full, then someone on standby will get it. But I haven't been on a full flight in a long time.

sugarpop · 04-18-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You're able to do it, as long as it's not a full flight to begin with--buy three tickets with a third fictitious name. Fictitious name never checks in, so the seat is empty. Unless the flight is full, then someone on standby will get it. But I haven't been on a full flight in a long time.

Why would you need to use a fictitious name? Just tell them you want the extra room. I imagine they would be fine with that.

TheMercenary · 04-17-2009, 08:26 PM

Could really skinny people get a half priced ticket if they share a seat?

Clodfobble · 04-18-2009, 07:08 PM

If you bought the ticket over the phone you'd probably be fine. Now that I think about it, I know a guy who routinely buys an extra seat for his cello because he's not willing to check it, so they obviously have some sort of designation for that sort of thing. But buying the ticket online, I'd personally be afraid to risk it. Airline security doesn't leave a lot of leeway anymore, and there are a lot of TAA employees with a rent-a-cop complex who might think the same name on two seats was somehow suspicious.

TGRR · 04-19-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Big Charges

I have been that person in the next seat, I didn't complain, but it was very annoying to sit there with some of the person next to me spilling into my seat. It was pretty gross. I'm not sure what other solution there is.

Do anorexics only have to pay half a fare?

Pico and ME · 04-19-2009, 05:41 PM

Only if they share.

04-17-2009, 08:32 AM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Jim, we've met and I still don't believe it. I would have guessed more like 250 max. I think Jinx has you on a "special" scale. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-17-2009, 09:18 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	keep in mind that my head weighs about 70 lbs alone. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-28-2009, 11:06 AM	#4
robsterman1 A worldly dude Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hartford, CT USA Posts: 127	I'd say the policy is a bit unfair, but why should people suffer being jammed in between 2 fatties? __________________ Live life on the BETTER side :-)

04-17-2009, 09:37 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	yeh, all those brains I suppose... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-17-2009, 12:48 PM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	my 3 hour journey - CHEAPEST rate is about $400.00 US __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-17-2009, 01:22 PM	#7
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Well, I was able to get $180 for my round trip ticket from Indy to Tucson and back. Thats about $15 per hour of air travel.

04-17-2009, 01:47 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Even as an obese person myself, I agree with the idea that if you take up two seats, or increase the weight of an aircraft significantly, you should be charged more. The Pay As You Go system which now extends to paying to use the toilet however, I disagree with. You can help how much you weigh - hard as it is and underlying problems there may be, it is possible. You cannot control how much you need to use the toilet - beyond fasting for 12 hours prior to the flight. Restaurants with only one toilet (ie a unisex toilet for the whole restaurant) never used to be able to get an alcohol licence. Instead they encouraged customers to bring their own alcohol and only served soft drinks. It caught on, and many Indian restaurants work on this basis - it's a much cheaper alternative all round. Shame the aircraft won't allow that. You could keep a whole family contented with a six pack of Walkers crisps and a bottle of duty free Baileys. Not that that matters to me of course. Not any more. I just resent having bodily needs charged for. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-17-2009, 02:31 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I want to be able to buy the third seat in a group of 3, when I'm flying with a significant other on a long flight. Obese or not, that gives you the room of a first-class seat at a fraction of the price.

04-17-2009, 03:18 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You're able to do it, as long as it's not a full flight to begin with--buy three tickets with a third fictitious name. Fictitious name never checks in, so the seat is empty. Unless the flight is full, then someone on standby will get it. But I haven't been on a full flight in a long time. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-17-2009, 08:26 PM	#12
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Could really skinny people get a half priced ticket if they share a seat? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-18-2009, 07:08 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	If you bought the ticket over the phone you'd probably be fine. Now that I think about it, I know a guy who routinely buys an extra seat for his cello because he's not willing to check it, so they obviously have some sort of designation for that sort of thing. But buying the ticket online, I'd personally be afraid to risk it. Airline security doesn't leave a lot of leeway anymore, and there are a lot of TAA employees with a rent-a-cop complex who might think the same name on two seats was somehow suspicious. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-19-2009, 05:41 PM	#15
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Only if they share.

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