Marking this Day - Page 2

09-11-2002, 08:09 PM

mini perth, if you will. I bet he's also a mad pimp.

elSicomoro · 09-11-2002, 08:46 PM

Better not let oozaboo hear you talking like that, dave...she's liable to crack down on poor perth.

Happy birthday to little James...when most people's minds will conjure up sad thoughts of the day, you (perth) and the missus can think of one of the happiest moments in your life.

09-11-2002, 11:01 PM

One of? Take that shit out.

Yeah, for me, today is a celebration of another mad pizzimp being introduced to this world. Life's too fucking depressing already to spend much time thinking about this. But cute baby pictures... that's some good shit.

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-12-2002, 05:28 AM

What did I do? I started by pulling an all-nighter last night watching the coverage of the remembrances. Don't worry, I got some sleep in the afternoon. My American flag went up, half-staff, from oh-dark-thirty until twenty-dark-thirty.

We had a special ecumenical service of remembrance at my church, with Episcopal, Lutheran, Baha'i, Moslem, Jewish, and Mormon clergy. We heard English, Spanish, Arabic, and Hebrew spoken, intoned, sung.

Deeming it a good thing to defend innocents from terrorists getting rude, I attended the service carrying a concealed pistol, cocked, locked, full mag and one in the chamber, two more full magazines for reloads. Sure, a terrorist attack on or near our church was a remote possibility only, but do you know, a fella'd hate like hell to get that one wrong.

Had I a much greater anticipation of terrorists opening fire on us, I'd have toted my rifle, in addition. I mightn't have been the only one; I don't know, and will not ask, if I was the only one tonight who was heeled. Armed congregations have been seen before. Clergymen with a brace of pistols cased in a hollowed-out Bible have been seen before, too.

The unlikely eventuality did not eventuate, thanks be to God. Otherwise, I daresay I'd still be too busy to write these lines.

perth · 09-12-2002, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Griff
Perth, I got a call a couple hours ago. The wife of one of my old college roomies just gave birth to twin girls. Its a circular world. Anyway, I'm glad you mentioned lil' Perth. This world is for the living after all.

thats awesome. in my case and in the case of your old roommate, i think the best way to mark 9/11 in the years to come is with celebration. because if we dont, then the terrorists have... well, fuck em.

mini-perth is a mad pimp. i think dhamsaic just gave me an idea for how to dress him up for halloween.

~james

elSicomoro · 09-12-2002, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by dhamsaic
One of? Take that shit out.

They could have a ton of happy moments: Getting married, having little James, having more little perths, perth becoming president of the United States, winning the lottery, etc. Hence why I used "one of."

jaguar · 09-12-2002, 07:40 AM

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Clergymen with a brace of pistols cased in a hollowed-out Bible have been seen before, too.

Certain amount of irony in that.

elSicomoro · 09-12-2002, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by jaguar
Certain amount of irony in that.

"Praise God and pass the ammunition."--unknown

That Guy · 09-12-2002, 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by jaguar
Certain amount of irony in that.

What - you never saw <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087507"><b>Johnny Dangerously</b></a>?

perth · 09-12-2002, 07:52 AM

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perth becoming president of the United States

now thats the last thing anyone wants.

~james

Griff · 09-12-2002, 07:54 AM

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Originally posted by Urbane Guerrilla
Clergymen with a brace of pistols cased in a hollowed-out Bible have been seen before, too.

Take it from a fellow 2nd amendment defender, you don't help the cause when you confuse a Clint Eastwood movie with reality.

09-12-2002, 08:08 AM

Heh. Jenni and Andrea (jennofay and adny) are going to dress up as me for Halloween. Button-up shirt, khakis, hair pulled back in a pony tail. What I <b>always</b> wear.

mini perth would definitely be a cool Halloween idea.

perth · 09-12-2002, 08:09 AM

actually i was thinkin mini-pimp.

elSicomoro · 09-12-2002, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by perth
actually i was thinkin mini-pimp.

What size does he wear? I could stop by the Suit Corner and see if they have that pimped out suit I mentioned previously in his size.

perth · 09-12-2002, 08:38 AM

id imagine the smallest size they have would have to be taken in quite a bit to fit his smaller frame.

i guess ill probably have to talk the wife into breakin out the sewing machine.

09-12-2002, 05:28 AM	#19
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	What did I do? I started by pulling an all-nighter last night watching the coverage of the remembrances. Don't worry, I got some sleep in the afternoon. My American flag went up, half-staff, from oh-dark-thirty until twenty-dark-thirty. We had a special ecumenical service of remembrance at my church, with Episcopal, Lutheran, Baha'i, Moslem, Jewish, and Mormon clergy. We heard English, Spanish, Arabic, and Hebrew spoken, intoned, sung. Deeming it a good thing to defend innocents from terrorists getting rude, I attended the service carrying a concealed pistol, cocked, locked, full mag and one in the chamber, two more full magazines for reloads. Sure, a terrorist attack on or near our church was a remote possibility only, but do you know, a fella'd hate like hell to get that one wrong. Had I a much greater anticipation of terrorists opening fire on us, I'd have toted my rifle, in addition. I mightn't have been the only one; I don't know, and will not ask, if I was the only one tonight who was heeled. Armed congregations have been seen before. Clergymen with a brace of pistols cased in a hollowed-out Bible have been seen before, too. The unlikely eventuality did not eventuate, thanks be to God. Otherwise, I daresay I'd still be too busy to write these lines. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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09-11-2002, 08:09 PM	#16
dave Guest Posts: n/a	mini perth, if you will. I bet he's also a mad pimp.

09-11-2002, 08:46 PM	#17
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Better not let oozaboo hear you talking like that, dave...she's liable to crack down on poor perth. Happy birthday to little James...when most people's minds will conjure up sad thoughts of the day, you (perth) and the missus can think of one of the happiest moments in your life.

09-11-2002, 11:01 PM	#18
dave Guest Posts: n/a	One of? Take that shit out. Yeah, for me, today is a celebration of another mad pizzimp being introduced to this world. Life's too fucking depressing already to spend much time thinking about this. But cute baby pictures... that's some good shit.

09-12-2002, 08:08 AM	#27
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Heh. Jenni and Andrea (jennofay and adny) are going to dress up as me for Halloween. Button-up shirt, khakis, hair pulled back in a pony tail. What I <b>always</b> wear. mini perth would definitely be a cool Halloween idea.

09-12-2002, 08:09 AM	#28
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	actually i was thinkin mini-pimp.

09-12-2002, 08:38 AM	#30
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	id imagine the smallest size they have would have to be taken in quite a bit to fit his smaller frame. i guess ill probably have to talk the wife into breakin out the sewing machine.

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