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Old 01-16-2010, 09:38 AM   #1
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It's true, I secretly have two uteruses.
Not much of a secret anymore...
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:44 AM   #2
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It's true, I secretly have two uteruses.
We've secretly replaced one of Clodfobble's uteri with Folger's Coffee. Let's see if she notices...
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:54 AM   #3
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:28 AM   #4
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It's true, I secretly have two uteruses.
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We've secretly replaced one of Clodfobble's uteri with Folger's Coffee. Let's see if she notices...
(That's odd, Clod never has a second cup of uterus at home...)



I am male. I have no uteri.
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:32 AM   #5
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(That's odd, Clod never has a second cup of uterus at home...)



I am male. I have no uteri.
Surely you've visited a couple.
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Old 02-26-2010, 12:46 PM   #6
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It's uterUS, not uterYOU!
There is no I in team and uterus, or there's two types of uter; us and them.
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Surely you've visited a couple.
"Rocky Rococo, at your cervix."
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Old 02-26-2010, 01:21 PM   #7
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Surely you've visited a couple.
I know my way around it.
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:37 AM   #8
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Tulip wants to see clod nude? Is Tulip batting for the other team? And what shot in the liquor store?
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:40 AM   #9
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4. Is Jinx married to Flint?
No, but he secretly wants to be, which is why Flint hates LJ so much.
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:53 AM   #10
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:53 AM   #11
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Old 01-16-2010, 08:37 PM   #12
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I think I have missed a bunch of the nudie pics or I couldn't associate them. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I was genuinely confused. Wouldn't it be easier if on every profile it listed:

1. Male or Female
2. Whether or not you are a switch hitter
3. Who on the Cellar you are screwing around with

Life would be far simplier. As it stands now, I need a link diagram
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Old 01-16-2010, 08:40 PM   #13
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Ah c'mon Sarge, Life on the Cellar is better than 'as the stomach turns'!

Uh oh! hope I didn't insult anyone after all I'm still a newbie.
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:37 PM   #14
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Uh oh! hope I didn't insult anyone after all I'm still a newbie.
The hell you are. Grab a mop, you ain't company no mo'. :p
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:04 AM   #15
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The hell you are. Grab a mop, you ain't company no mo'. :p
Good luck with THAT!
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