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Old 05-01-2010, 08:21 PM   #16
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I can't think of anything.
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:30 PM   #17
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Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit. I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts.
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Old 05-02-2010, 08:12 AM   #18
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I can't think of anything.
Yeah, that makes me a little uncomfortable as well.
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:42 AM   #19
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the security guard. He walks me to my car at night so the triffids don't get me. (They spit poison and kill)
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:58 PM   #20
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Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit. I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts.
But wait, you're not currently employed, so erm.....
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Old 05-03-2010, 03:50 AM   #21
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The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness.
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Old 05-11-2010, 08:42 PM   #22
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The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness.
This.
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:54 AM   #23
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The fact that they won't find another person to do their IT who will ALSO...
do the mail
run to the courthouse
plunge toilets
plus a shit-load more.

They are sooooooo f'ed if I leave!
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:34 PM   #24
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The problem is, 85% of top management don't realize how effed they'll be until it's too late and they sack you to cut costs.
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:36 PM   #25
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4 out of 5 dentists disagree.
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:41 PM   #26
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:43 PM   #27
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I've heard he doesn't warranty his crowns.
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:06 AM   #28
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There are always more crazy people. No matter how hard we try to fix 'em, the ones we know about still keep breaking, and there's all these new ones.
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Old 05-13-2010, 02:33 PM   #29
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Education and a never ending stream of sick people....
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