Men over 40 should stare at large breasts for 10 minutes a day

[Shawnee123]

Only Strawberry Queens for this study! Sheldon, you in?

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Brianna

I,too, bravely volunteer my expertise in the matter.

Strawberry Queens, UNITE!

Strawberry Queens? Is that like when your cherry grows back?

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I can't judge a penis by just looking though.
I go by fit.

Then there's the old "width vs length" preference. Sigh, this is going to be WAY less scientific than I'd hoped.

[Sundae]

Strawberry Queens? Is that like when your cherry grows back?

It's a festival thing.
I get in because of my tramp stamp.

[Shawnee123]

You all crack me up!

[squirell nutkin]

Here is a simple staring chart I devised to help clarify thigns:

Staring at breasts
(D cup) 10 min
(C cup) 15 min
(B cup) 20 min
(A cup) 25 min
(Bee stings) 30 min
(DD and above) 5 minutes

[SteveDallas]

Does "staring at breasts" mean real ones in person? Are photos acceptable?

[Clodfobble]

The key is getting sexually aroused, so I would assume that anything and everything that accomplishes that for you would be acceptable.

Yes, even that. Ya sicko.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Here is a simple staring chart I devised to help clarify thigns:

Staring at breasts
(D cup) 10 min
(C cup) 15 min
(B cup) 20 min
(A cup) 25 min
(Bee stings) 30 min
(DD and above) 5 minutes

False chart.
This relies on the incorrect assumption that bigger is better.
Everyone's chart should be based according to their personal preferences.

[wolf]

Before you run out and get prescriptions for breast-staring from your PCP, I'm afraid to inform you that Snopes says nope.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Aw that ain't Snopes, that's just About.com, what do they know.
Besides, just because there isn't a genuine medical study doesn't mean it's not true.
And the placebo effect, any Doctor will verify the placebo effect.

I not only believe, and wholeheartedly endorse, the practice, I believe the time values are too low and it should be practiced at every opportunity.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I'm waiting on word from the grants people to see if I get funding to ascertain the effect of staring at large penises every day.

If I don't get the money I will ask for volunteers for an unofficial study. No, you don't need to apply, and you don't, oh, and you...seriously? Are you kidding with that thing?

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Me too, but do you think that we may no longer be able to tell the difference between the larger penises, and the...ahem, shall we say girth-challenged penises?...Now I expect some sort of personality to be attached to a penis, otherwise it's all like meh.

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Then there's the old "width vs length" preference. Sigh, this is going to be WAY less scientific than I'd hoped.

I thought you were going for length. I thought 'Damn, I'm out.'

But then you said girth, and BAM! I'm back in!

Cuzz I can fill a tuna can.

Oh, and you should go by weight.

[BigV]

"It's all about the dowas."

And xoB was right, but too narrow when he touted the placebo effect. Not just any Doctor, but all the men that are not doctors will tout it as well.

[squirell nutkin]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

False chart.
This relies on the incorrect assumption that bigger is better.
Everyone's chart should be based according to their personal preferences.

This is not about personal preferences, it is about medicine. A lot of times we don't like the taste of the medicine that is good for us. This is about health, dammit!

gratify your personal breast desires on your own time!

[wolf]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Aw that ain't Snopes, that's just About.com, what do they know.

I fixeded it, so it is Snopes now, and it says the same thing about.com did, but with more authority.

Now, as it happens, I'm willing, in the interests of science only, to offer to have my breastsesses stared at to test the hypothesis.