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05-11-2011, 10:00 AM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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So god wants me to have fifty virgins. It's about time. Finding fifty virgins is (as George Jr described it) so harrrrrd.
I always choose to believe the best parts of every religion. |
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05-10-2011, 08:34 PM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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I've seen them driving around Phoenix with their ad plastered across their rear windows for months. I felt bad they had to wait so I ran most of them off the road and shot them in the back of the head.
I'm a great teammate for the "Race you to Jesus" contests.
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05-11-2011, 07:26 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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Maybe this explains the bursting of the housing bubble.
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05-11-2011, 07:33 AM
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Location: Arlington, VA
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If I was able to edit the titles of threads, I'd totally turn this into a countdown type of thing, changing the title each day.
You've got 10 days until rapture. |
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05-11-2011, 09:08 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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Location: Phila Burbs
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whoo hoo, more room for me!
Here's a thought ... suppose they got the date right, but nobody's saved enough to get taken?
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05-11-2011, 10:40 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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05-11-2011, 09:41 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Location: above 7,000 feet
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You mean saved enough to pay the ferry man?
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05-11-2011, 10:35 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Think about it tw. You start with fifty virgins, you boink one, 49 virgins left. You'll eventually run out of virgins. It's a trap!
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05-11-2011, 10:39 AM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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49 virgins are here with us all 49 virgins are here...
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05-11-2011, 10:52 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Rip off her gown 48 virgins are here with us all. |
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05-11-2011, 10:37 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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What are you all planning to wear? Does Sears have a rapture collection?
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05-11-2011, 10:47 AM
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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Hmmm, so have the classes started up yet?
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05-11-2011, 10:50 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Suits? We gotta dress up for this crap? Eff that, it'll Saturday. I will be left behind in sweats.
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05-11-2011, 11:29 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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 yabbut - too hot for sweats. I will be left behind in my ragged painting shorts and tee.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-11-2011, 01:51 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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