Photoshop fails! - Page 2

Gravdigr · 05-29-2011, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I'm Cindi. With an eye.

Looks like Natalie Portman.

footfootfoot · 05-29-2011, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

If you're done looking at the chart, gentlemen ...

I would guess that since the eyeball lady's picture is watermarked from gimps.de that the unhairy eyeball is probably glass. Or maybe plastic. But definitely aftermarket, not original. It's not tracking with the right one.

Here I was all set to check out twisted amputee/missing eye pr0n and the website is devoted to the open source photoshop knock-off, GIMP.

Curse you Red Barron!
You might as well have Rick rolled me.

Elspode · 06-05-2011, 10:04 AM

Isn't that heroin three-fer actually Mickey Rourke?

glatt · 06-06-2011, 07:58 AM

Nope, Heath Ledger

Gravdigr · 06-18-2011, 04:44 PM

At first, I was like, "Well, that's stupid." But then I saw something else...that looked familiar. Sorta.

Spexxvet · 06-21-2011, 07:44 AM

That would be a great candid camera bit. Take a woman in full muslim garb - with just the eye slit - and have a portrait painted.

BigV · 06-23-2011, 09:20 AM

"Pesonality"

LOL

Gravdigr · 07-10-2011, 04:48 PM

Double fail.

toranokaze · 07-12-2011, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

At first, I was like, "Well, that's stupid." But then I saw something else...that looked familiar. Sorta.

the top pic is a bansky

Gravdigr · 09-01-2011, 05:11 PM

I'm not completely sure this photo is 'shopped. But, I ain't convinced it ain't either. It's an AP pic, so, Ima assume it's legit. But, it looks like the single worst PS evah. No shadows, anywhere, from anything? There should be a shadow, somewhere. Shouldn't there?

This pic is enlarged 200%, but the original pic isn't any better.

Here's the actual story.

jimhelm · 09-01-2011, 05:34 PM

there's a shadow behind that tree

Gravdigr · 09-02-2011, 04:23 PM

There's a shadow on the backside of that tree. (FIFY)

Given the shadow on the backside (opposite the sunlit side) of the tree, shouldn't there be some on the ground?

footfootfoot · 09-02-2011, 05:23 PM

there are no shadows visible when the camera is close enough to the axis of the light source and the subject. That's one reason on-camera flash photos look so shitty

TheMercenary · 09-02-2011, 09:04 PM

Yummmm.... Boar Sausage.

footfootfoot · 09-03-2011, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Yummmm.... Boar Sausage.

06-05-2011, 10:04 AM	#18
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Isn't that heroin three-fer actually Mickey Rourke? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-18-2011, 04:44 PM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	At first, I was like, "Well, that's stupid." But then I saw something else...that looked familiar. Sorta. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-21-2011, 07:44 AM	#21
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	That would be a great candid camera bit. Take a woman in full muslim garb - with just the eye slit - and have a portrait painted. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-23-2011, 09:20 AM	#22
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"Pesonality" LOL __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-10-2011, 04:48 PM	#23
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Double fail. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-06-2011, 07:58 AM	#19
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Nope, Heath Ledger

09-01-2011, 05:11 PM	#25
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm not completely sure this photo is 'shopped. But, I ain't convinced it ain't either. It's an AP pic, so, Ima assume it's legit. But, it looks like the single worst PS evah. No shadows, anywhere, from anything? There should be a shadow, somewhere. Shouldn't there? This pic is enlarged 200%, but the original pic isn't any better. Here's the actual story. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-01-2011, 05:34 PM	#26
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	there's a shadow behind that tree __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

09-02-2011, 04:23 PM	#27
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There's a shadow on the backside of that tree. (FIFY) Given the shadow on the backside (opposite the sunlit side) of the tree, shouldn't there be some on the ground? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-02-2011, 05:23 PM	#28
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	there are no shadows visible when the camera is close enough to the axis of the light source and the subject. That's one reason on-camera flash photos look so shitty __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-02-2011, 09:04 PM	#29
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Yummmm.... Boar Sausage. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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