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View Poll Results: Fave Single-celled Organism?
Amoeba 3 27.27%
Paramecium 5 45.45%
Euglena 2 18.18%
Single-celled organisms are beneath me 4 36.36%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 11. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 12-07-2011, 03:02 PM   #16
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I don't like the monads that can't move. They use all the monad carts at the Wal-mart, and park like they're the queen.

And when that guy said "Your mother wears army boots and your dad is an amoeba" it was a completely untrue insult.



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Old 12-07-2011, 03:40 PM   #17
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Old 12-07-2011, 04:23 PM   #18
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Paramecia have cilliae, and look like they're moving hasted than they really are. You know, like a Lambourghini Countache.
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Old 12-07-2011, 05:04 PM   #19
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What is your favorite single-celled orgasm?
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Old 12-07-2011, 05:40 PM   #20
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What is your favorite single-celled orgasm?
... tmi warning.























the vasectomy reduced the volume noticeably, hopefully to below single cell levels. It's been great!
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Old 12-07-2011, 08:16 PM   #21
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Countache.
Is that like a horizontal landing strip?
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Old 12-07-2011, 10:28 PM   #22
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Is that like a horizontal landing strip?
Negative.
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Old 12-07-2011, 11:04 PM   #23
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I couldn't help but notice that Rick Santorum wasn't included in this poll.
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:40 AM   #24
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monster's was funnier.
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Old 12-08-2011, 08:50 AM   #25
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As a "for reals" answer, I gotta go with V. Yeast - necessary for bread, cinnamon rolls, and beer. That beats cilia any day.

Your father was an amoeba, and your mother smells of growth medium. I ferment in your general direction.
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Old 12-08-2011, 10:16 AM   #26
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monster's was funnier.
you damn her with faint praise, mine wasn't funny at all, though her's is.





her joke, that is.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:49 PM   #27
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you damn her with faint praise, mine wasn't funny at all, though her's is.





her joke, that is.
I guess I killed two birds with one stone.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:50 PM   #28
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I am unable to come up with any smart ass pun or wisecrack on this topic.


Seriously, I've tried.

I'm worried. I should go to the doctor.
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:59 PM   #29
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just ask the mirror
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Old 12-08-2011, 09:52 PM   #30
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I am unable to come up with any smart ass pun or wisecrack on this topic.


Seriously, I've tried.

I'm worried. I should go to the doctor.
Maybe you've come down with a bug. Yeast infections are the worst.
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