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Old 11-01-2012, 11:28 AM   #1
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I want consistency
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:55 AM   #2
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I want YOU
To want ME

(funny response)
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:45 AM   #3
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I want YOU
To want ME

(funny response)
bahahaha im sorry it reminds me too much of how much Robin Zander talks down to the Japanese audience in At Budokan

"this.. NEXT song... is the.. first track... on our new... AL-bum. It just came out THIS WEEK.. and the song is called.. Surr.. en... der!"

you can HEAR him point to the YOU, that he wants to want, HIM, at the start of that track.

Like I can just see him talking to a japanese person
and talking
very slow
and loud
because thats how
you make
someone
suddenly understand
eng-lish.


I want to get laid. I'll come right out and say it. I haven't got more than a steamy handsy makeout in over a year. And now I've even got not one but two beautiful ladies who regularly trade naughty pictures and mutual masturbation with me and they're BOTH around twelve hours away from me.
OKAY WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE ANYWHERE NEAR ME?
seriously not cool.
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:59 AM   #4
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bahahaha im sorry it reminds me too much of how much Robin Zander talks down to the Japanese audience in At Budokan

"this.. NEXT song... is the.. first track... on our new... AL-bum. It just came out THIS WEEK.. and the song is called.. Surr.. en... der!"

you can HEAR him point to the YOU, that he wants to want, HIM, at the start of that track.

Like I can just see him talking to a japanese person
and talking
very slow
and loud
because thats how
you make
someone
suddenly understand
eng-lish.


I want to get laid. I'll come right out and say it. I haven't got more than a steamy handsy makeout in over a year. And now I've even got not one but two beautiful ladies who regularly trade naughty pictures and mutual masturbation with me and they're BOTH around twelve hours away from me.
OKAY WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE ANYWHERE NEAR ME?
seriously not cool.
Dude, You're in Burlington. You should be getting more ass than a toilet seat.

Have things changed that much since I lived there?
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Old 11-01-2012, 04:52 PM   #5
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I want people who purposefully suck the fun/humor outta stuff to suck my anus.

After a weekend of microwave burritos and mustard greens.


ETA: Not really addressing this thread in particular...
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Old 11-01-2012, 05:02 PM   #6
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Good grammar. Wait, no. Good taste.
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Old 11-01-2012, 05:51 PM   #7
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Good gravy.
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:18 PM   #8
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Honestly, I want just a little bit of fame. Not enough to make me unable to leave the house, just enough that people in my field would totally recognize me, and the people they were walking with would be like, "Uh, who?"
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:24 AM   #9
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Honestly, I want just a little bit of fame. Not enough to make me unable to leave the house, just enough that people in my field would totally recognize me, and the people they were walking with would be like, "Uh, who?"
You want to be a female Steven Chu.
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:30 PM   #10
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Oh, Dana! Dana! You're one of the ones I'm counting on to revolutionize (quietly, calmly, with baked goods) the menfolk!

Ok. So maybe perhaps a peaceful matriarchy never existed - but we'll never fucking know, will we?

NEVER!

And as to what I am knitting? it is only important that you know I am sitting by the fireside, knitting, hearing nothing. *

*Madame Defarge ref. for those unlikely to bother to google.
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:28 PM   #11
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And as to what I am knitting? it is only important that you know I am sitting by the fireside, knitting, hearing nothing.
It is important!!! socks? A sweater? A scarf? I need to know!!!
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Old 11-02-2012, 12:14 AM   #12
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:33 PM   #13
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I can hear the clacking of the needles.

You do know, of course, that I do not bake.
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:39 PM   #14
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I want us all to go round and help UT move house!
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:49 PM   #15
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