DIY Parent Medicine - Page 2

glatt · 06-20-2014, 08:44 AM

I never even knew anyone named Dwayne! I think there was a character on a Cosby show spinoff about the daughter going to college, but that's the only Dwayne I know of.

infinite monkey · 06-20-2014, 10:58 AM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

monster · 06-20-2014, 10:51 PM

Big Sarge · 06-21-2014, 10:39 AM

I guess I grew up pretty different. When I had nightmares as a child, my parents gave me a pistol that shot suction tipped darts. I can still remember shooting into my closet sometimes to get the creepy crawlies.

orthodoc · 06-21-2014, 10:00 PM

Like Dwayne Johnson?

chrisinhouston · 06-23-2014, 07:20 AM

Sort of off topic but they don't prescribe Paregoric anymore it seems. When my kids were small we used to give it to them for tummy upsets or rub it on their gums for teething. Worked great!

xoxoxoBruce · 06-23-2014, 09:55 AM

Going to school we were allowed three cuts a year without a doctors note. The guys living off campus circumvented that by sending a roommate to the school nurse with a tale of diarrhea. She unfailingly responded with a dispensation and a large bottle of Paregoric. We ended up with a shelf-load of full bottles because as students in Boston we had 99 directions, but down wasn't one of them.

06-20-2014, 10:51 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Dwayne Dibbley Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-21-2014, 10:39 AM	#4
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I guess I grew up pretty different. When I had nightmares as a child, my parents gave me a pistol that shot suction tipped darts. I can still remember shooting into my closet sometimes to get the creepy crawlies. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

06-21-2014, 10:00 PM	#5
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Like Dwayne Johnson? __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

06-23-2014, 09:55 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Going to school we were allowed three cuts a year without a doctors note. The guys living off campus circumvented that by sending a roommate to the school nurse with a tale of diarrhea. She unfailingly responded with a dispensation and a large bottle of Paregoric. We ended up with a shelf-load of full bottles because as students in Boston we had 99 directions, but down wasn't one of them. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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06-20-2014, 08:44 AM	#1
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I never even knew anyone named Dwayne! I think there was a character on a Cosby show spinoff about the daughter going to college, but that's the only Dwayne I know of.

06-20-2014, 10:58 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

06-23-2014, 07:20 AM	#6
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Sort of off topic but they don't prescribe Paregoric anymore it seems. When my kids were small we used to give it to them for tummy upsets or rub it on their gums for teething. Worked great!

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