My staff wants me dead - Page 2

orthodoc · 05-29-2015, 08:50 PM

So, I talked with the CEO today. He only gets 'It's a mess!' from his VP of HR and has no details. I made him laugh with a few stories, such as how for the first 2 months I thought the clinic operated 8-4, because everyone was out the door at 3:55. Turns out we're 8-4:30.

Otherwise it's a bit like joe's story (thanks, joe) ... I had a mandate, needed to rein in the outrageous aspects of ripofferry, and my staff want to kill me. If they were willing to pay something I'd take you up on your offer, sexobon.

As far as EEOC goes, anyone can launch an EEOC complaint. The hospital is running terrified of what they KNOW is an unjustified threat, but the $$$ it will cost them to defend it isn't worth it to them. I honestly have a far more serious basis for an EEOC complaint, not based on asshole twentysomethings wishing me dead, but on other stuff. But no, I'm not going that route.

I liked your suggestion, UT, except that they'd all be so downcast at me walking in alive that I'd have to console them.

Things have looked up somewhat, however. The ringleader receptionist got a call this morning informing her that she will report to Medical Records (windowless, basement) Monday morning. That's where her job is, henceforth. The nurse manager was LIVID and doing everything she could to stave off the move, but no dice by lunchtime when I left for meetings. If wishes could kill I would be dead by now.

Meanwhile, my boss called the woman who can salvage this situation and offered her a job. She's smarter than me, works hardest, takes no bs from anybody, and my nurse manager hates her. I love her. If she comes back to the practice we can do this thing. So, celebrating tonight!

BigV · 05-29-2015, 09:12 PM

BRAVA!

fargon · 05-29-2015, 09:21 PM

^WHS^

footfootfoot · 05-31-2015, 09:28 AM

Great news!

Lola Bunny · 05-31-2015, 04:07 PM

Things are looking better....yay!!!!!

Aliantha · 06-02-2015, 12:12 AM

Fuck them all sideways with a dead dingo dick. Arseholes.

Gravdigr · 06-02-2015, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Fuck them all sideways with a dead dingo dick.

Man, I love a woman who knows how to cuss.

DanaC · 06-02-2015, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Man, I love a woman who knows how to cuss.

Gotta love the Aussie style too. All that alliteration. It's practically Shakespearean (via Monty Python)

Griff · 06-03-2015, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Fuck them all sideways with a dead dingo dick. Arseholes.

Ha! Well done.

Nirvana · 06-02-2015, 11:23 AM

Ah the joys of working with jealous women... See comparing their insides to my outsides for more details

Aliantha · 06-03-2015, 06:30 AM

I do my best.

footfootfoot · 06-03-2015, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

I do my best.

We all know you'd do anyone you could get your hands on, not just your best.

Gravdigr · 06-03-2015, 10:06 AM

I appreciate that.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-03-2015, 11:32 AM

He said with his hand in his pants.

orthodoc · 06-03-2015, 08:27 PM

Love you all, guys. THANK YOU so much! This past year, I've felt a bit crazy at times - like the haters must be right, I must be a terrible person. Everyone behaving in ways I haven't encountered, ever, since middle school. I've hated going in, every single day.

But things, while not on an even keel yet, are steadying, and a breath of fresh air is finally blowing through the place. The ringleader has been gone since yesterday. The nurse manager is having conniptions and predicting the end of the world, but strangely, the planet has remained on its axis.

Today at the end of the day, I found out that the one good person on staff (who came in January, independent of this other clique) is being allowed to stay. HOORAY!!! There's a fuckup going on with respect to the other person who was offered a job last week, as the respective job wasn't posted this week - but I will do everything I can to get her here. If she and the excellent person who's staying both were in the practice fulltime, we would TAKE OVER THE WORLD, I swear. Or at least take over all Occ Med business in the region.

And, Ali ... I have to steal your perfect cuss-out. Ha!

Thanks again, guys.

05-29-2015, 08:50 PM	#1
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	So, I talked with the CEO today. He only gets 'It's a mess!' from his VP of HR and has no details. I made him laugh with a few stories, such as how for the first 2 months I thought the clinic operated 8-4, because everyone was out the door at 3:55. Turns out we're 8-4:30. Otherwise it's a bit like joe's story (thanks, joe) ... I had a mandate, needed to rein in the outrageous aspects of ripofferry, and my staff want to kill me. If they were willing to pay something I'd take you up on your offer, sexobon. As far as EEOC goes, anyone can launch an EEOC complaint. The hospital is running terrified of what they KNOW is an unjustified threat, but the $$$ it will cost them to defend it isn't worth it to them. I honestly have a far more serious basis for an EEOC complaint, not based on asshole twentysomethings wishing me dead, but on other stuff. But no, I'm not going that route. I liked your suggestion, UT, except that they'd all be so downcast at me walking in alive that I'd have to console them. Things have looked up somewhat, however. The ringleader receptionist got a call this morning informing her that she will report to Medical Records (windowless, basement) Monday morning. That's where her job is, henceforth. The nurse manager was LIVID and doing everything she could to stave off the move, but no dice by lunchtime when I left for meetings. If wishes could kill I would be dead by now. Meanwhile, my boss called the woman who can salvage this situation and offered her a job. She's smarter than me, works hardest, takes no bs from anybody, and my nurse manager hates her. I love her. If she comes back to the practice we can do this thing. So, celebrating tonight! __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

05-29-2015, 09:12 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	BRAVA! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-29-2015, 09:21 PM	#3
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	^WHS^ __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

05-31-2015, 09:28 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Great news! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-02-2015, 12:12 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Fuck them all sideways with a dead dingo dick. Arseholes. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-31-2015, 04:07 PM	#5
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Things are looking better....yay!!!!!

06-02-2015, 11:23 AM	#10
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Ah the joys of working with jealous women... See comparing their insides to my outsides for more details __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-03-2015, 06:30 AM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I do my best. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-03-2015, 10:06 AM	#13
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06-03-2015, 11:32 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He said with his hand in his pants. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-03-2015, 08:27 PM	#15
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Love you all, guys. THANK YOU so much! This past year, I've felt a bit crazy at times - like the haters must be right, I must be a terrible person. Everyone behaving in ways I haven't encountered, ever, since middle school. I've hated going in, every single day. But things, while not on an even keel yet, are steadying, and a breath of fresh air is finally blowing through the place. The ringleader has been gone since yesterday. The nurse manager is having conniptions and predicting the end of the world, but strangely, the planet has remained on its axis. Today at the end of the day, I found out that the one good person on staff (who came in January, independent of this other clique) is being allowed to stay. HOORAY!!! There's a fuckup going on with respect to the other person who was offered a job last week, as the respective job wasn't posted this week - but I will do everything I can to get her here. If she and the excellent person who's staying both were in the practice fulltime, we would TAKE OVER THE WORLD, I swear. Or at least take over all Occ Med business in the region. And, Ali ... I have to steal your perfect cuss-out. Ha! Thanks again, guys. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

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