Donald Trump can suck our collective dicks

[DanaC]

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has said the UK is in denial over its "massive Muslim problem" – praising controversial Daily Mail columnist Katie Hopkins for her writing on the subject – doubling down on his claim that parts of London are no-go areas for British police officers.

Not content with stirring controversy in the US, where he has called for a complete ban on the arrival of Muslims, Trump has provoked anger from British leaders and the public by addressing UK domestic issues in his own divisive style.

In spite of the growing popularity of an online petition calling for Trump to be banned from the UK, the reality TV magnate he has continued with his onslaught. "The United Kingdom is trying hard to disguise their massive Muslim problem. Everybody is wise to what is happening, very sad! Be honest," Trump wrote on Twitter.

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...eUIW&ocid=iehp

Seriously, Trump, go fuck yourself really hard and then set whatever that is on your head free to live in the wild as nature intended.

On the up side - I, like many of my countryfolk are a touch concerned that your country may actually make this man president. As much as we comfort ourselves with the notion that he is too off the wall to actually get into the white house... we were all thinking the same about Bush when he was coming up, and look how that ended up. Trump's a whole other brand of nasty and assinine and possibly more dangerous. So, where's the upside?

He then praised Katie Hopkins – an avid fan of the US presidential hopeful – for her contribution to the debate calling her . Hopkins notoriously referred to migrants trying to reach Europe as "feral animals" and "cockroaches". She has also said she will move to the US if Trump is elected president.

So - at least we'd have that to soften the blow.

[sexobon]

I heard that if Trump doesn't get elected President, he wants to become the next Doctor.

ETA: Yes ma'am.

[DanaC]

You take that back. Even though I know that was a joke....you just take that back right now. That's not even funny. Ok, maybe it's a little bit funny, but it's also not funny.

[lumberjim]

how bowt dis?

[Happy Monkey]

Excellent!

[Pamela]

[Sundae]

I am considering buying a strap on just so I can make Donald Trump suck my dick.
When I think of all the Muslim people I've worked with. You know what? I met at least one arsehole. I can probably think of more. But he was an arsehole because he was one (also a GP, who have a higher than average tendency to arseholiness IMO) and not because he was Muslim.

One of my very favourite work colleagues over the years was Muslim.
And actually, aside from being a lovely person, I believe her religion amplified this. In the same way you can meet Christians who really exemplify Christ's message and spread love not hate.

Hahahaha - Donald Trump loves Katie Hopkins. Go figure. They deserve eachother.
I wonder if they both realise the other are posturing airbag media-whores who will say or write anything for publicity?
I remember watching Katie Hopkins once on daytime TV (I was waiting for an interview with someone I genuinely admired) spewing hatred towards certain children's names. She said she would not let her children play with other children if they had common names. One she cited was parents who named their children after places. Her daughter's name? India.

Still, at least that's mainly a Hindu country.

[Griff]

Trump is probably the US's greatest ISIS recruitment tool.

[Undertoad]

[DanaC]

'Xenophobic sweet potato and wispy human queef'

Chris Hardwicke's description of Trump on last night's @midnight

[BigV]

Trump on political opposition

The politicians and their big money are trying to keep me from getting the nomination.

Uh huh. That really is how the process works.

[Aliantha]

So this guy is spending heaps of dough to get in with a chance. If it works for him and it does go to a vote, does he actually have a chance of winning and becoming president? My analysis tells me no, but I don't tend to associate with the idiots that are likely to vote for someone like him. Are there enough of those idiots to get him into power or not? Seriously. I really want to know if I can just laugh up the entertainment, or if I really should be worried.

[Undertoad]

No. Here's how it actually works:

Trump gets 25% in polls

If the public were polled today on who would win the next Olympic Decathlon, 25% of them would say Caitlyn Jenner.

[Pamela]

This link does a good job of explaining things.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Straker's making a lot of assumptions.