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Old 04-24-2018, 06:13 PM   #1
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you know your old when the Play Boy center fold is young enough to be your kid , but your REALLL old when she could be your GRAND KID !!!!
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:54 PM   #2
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you know your old when the Play Boy center fold is young enough to be your kid , but your REALLL old when she could be your GRAND KID !!!!
You know your really old when you only read the articles.
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Old 04-24-2018, 06:14 PM   #3
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Old 04-24-2018, 07:27 PM   #4
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you know how I know you're old?
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Old 04-24-2018, 07:36 PM   #5
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Heh. The question that separates the men from the boys, is... how many gray pubic hairs is too many?
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Old 04-24-2018, 10:03 PM   #6
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Zippyt! How ya been, brother?

Good , Busy , i still lurk in the shadows
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Old 04-25-2018, 12:16 PM   #7
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You do understand that I'm not calling you old specifically? You, monster. I was talking about me. Lovely old me.

Amanda and I were riffing on the you know how I know you're gay bit from 40 yr old virgin. She turns 40 next month, so I've been ribbing her.
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Old 04-25-2018, 12:51 PM   #8
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It's OK Jim...


And when it comes to the beautiful Amanda...


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Old 04-25-2018, 08:38 PM   #9
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You do understand that I'm not calling you old specifically? You, monster. I was talking about me. Lovely old me.

Amanda and I were riffing on the you know how I know you're gay bit from 40 yr old virgin. She turns 40 next month, so I've been ribbing her.
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Old 04-25-2018, 08:40 PM   #10
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I'm sorry I made it about me if it upset you. I was just a little lonely and chatty, I guess
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:20 AM   #11
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I'm sorry I made it about me if it upset you. I was just a little lonely and chatty, I guess
Aren't we all doing that here? Isn't that whut this thread is for?

Me - I have glasses (specs) in every room. I thought I was being clever, but it turns out I am just being old.
I have a pill organiser but it is for Mr Limey who is on a regime of 8 in the morning and one at night. We'll need a bigger one for mornings at this rate ...
Clean sheets ... mmmm .... someo else making the bed - even BETTER!
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Old 04-29-2018, 11:05 PM   #12
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Clean sheets ... mmmm .... someo else making the bed - even BETTER!
good news: I get clean sheets tonight

bad news: I have to do it my gdf self and it's already late and I still have to do lunches, trash and recycling. I still have 55 minutes before midnight, though! maybe.....
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Old 04-26-2018, 09:28 AM   #13
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I'm sorry I made it about me if it upset you. I was just a little lonely and chatty, I guess
I was actually concerned that you might think I was using You in a literal sense in your thread about being old.

You know how I know we're old? We're apologizing to each other like a couple of Canadians.
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Old 04-29-2018, 11:03 PM   #14
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I was actually concerned that you might think I was using You in a literal sense in your thread about being old.

You know how I know we're old? We're apologizing to each other like a couple of Canadians.
Fuck off, I'm British -apologizing is genetic for me....
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Old 04-30-2018, 05:59 AM   #15
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Fuck off, I'm British -apologizing is genetic for me....


Do you apologize to inanimate objects?
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