limericks - Page 2

Lady Sidhe · 04-22-2004, 03:48 PM

Radar can be a real meanie
usually acts just like a weenie
thinks he knows more
but is really a bore
my opinion of him is quite teeny.

Radar · 04-22-2004, 03:53 PM

Though some think Radar's mean
or rude, obnoxious, and obscene
they are just getting mad
'cause the ideas that he's had
are better than any they've scene

Lady Sidhe · 04-22-2004, 03:58 PM

Not content to be boring as hell
Radar likes to show he can't spell
That "scene" should be "seen"
if you know what I mean
does spelling class ring any bell?

glatt · 04-22-2004, 03:59 PM

Good one, LJ.

Radar · 04-22-2004, 04:09 PM

Lady is trying to gripe
about a slip of my finger in type
but she only proves that
when she's up to bat
she's got nothing to offer but hype

Poor Lady should get lots of pity
'cause her poems are far less than witty
perhaps if she tries
She'll still win the prize
for those whose poems are shitty

lumberjim · 04-22-2004, 04:17 PM

Radar will, one of these days see
That everyone thinks that he's crazy
but his limericks are great
though, I'm sure we'd be mates
as i skip his long posts cuz I'm lazy

lumberjim · 04-22-2004, 04:20 PM

A computer geek name a stevedallas
named a part of his anatomy "Alice"
it wasn't his knuckle,
and you might just chuckle
if I told you that it was his phallus

Lady Sidhe · 04-22-2004, 04:25 PM

This is as fun as can be
cause radar just doesn't see
he started this crap
and made such a flap
taking it personally--unlike me.

Radar · 04-22-2004, 04:33 PM

Lady should try to abstain
From working her poor little brain
I feel some concern
That her noodle might burn
For her thought is too tough to maintain

Notice I’m writing these poems very quick
It’s not really that hard of a trick
My brain just works very fast
Feel free to compare and contrast
With Lady who isn’t too slick

I'm sure Lady knows this is all jest
But still I'd like to make a request
that she search far and wide
for someone to confide
that she knows Radar is the best.

Lady Sidhe · 04-22-2004, 04:43 PM

He may be the best at annoying,
irking and flaming and toying,
but when it comes to the facts
about whom he attacks
he has no idea where he's going.

:p

SteveDallas · 04-22-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
oh. for someone who's name rhymes with phallus, that was awfully risky.

I can take it... and you still didn't fix the rhythm on the one about stacyv!

lumberjim · 04-22-2004, 04:48 PM

yeah, it's clunky, steve.....i tried all day to make it work....how 'bout a little help?

Radar · 04-22-2004, 05:04 PM

My facts are unbiased and true
Aimed in the right direction too
A few unemployed
May feel somewhat annoyed
'cause I know far more than they do

I suppose I could be much more kind
To those who I've left far behind
But what fun would that be
I'd much rather see
Them so upset that I am maligned.

Don't worry my message board friends
There's no need at all for amends
It's all been in fun
I'll not be outdone
'less I'm so old I'm wearing "depends"

SteveDallas · 04-22-2004, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
yeah, it's clunky, steve.....i tried all day to make it work....how 'bout a little help?

I'm no good at this stuff... I'm an armchair critic! Radar seems to have the fount of inspiration.

staceyv · 04-23-2004, 12:22 AM

a young trollop named staceyV
laid her heart out for dwellars to see
hoping we'd sympathize
instead she was crucified
we spit on her soul, don't you see

MY version:
i came to the cellar to see
if a kind hearted soul could help me.
i got some advise and some people weren't nice,
but of spit on my soul, i am free.

twas my husband who was doused in phlegm,
and that's why you won't see him again,
but i'll stick around , though to hell i'll be bound,
and i know when to shut up, the end.

04-22-2004, 03:48 PM	#16
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Radar can be a real meanie usually acts just like a weenie thinks he knows more but is really a bore my opinion of him is quite teeny. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

04-22-2004, 03:53 PM	#17
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Though some think Radar's mean or rude, obnoxious, and obscene they are just getting mad 'cause the ideas that he's had are better than any they've scene __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

04-22-2004, 03:58 PM	#18
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Not content to be boring as hell Radar likes to show he can't spell That "scene" should be "seen" if you know what I mean does spelling class ring any bell? __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

04-22-2004, 04:09 PM	#20
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Lady is trying to gripe about a slip of my finger in type but she only proves that when she's up to bat she's got nothing to offer but hype Poor Lady should get lots of pity 'cause her poems are far less than witty perhaps if she tries She'll still win the prize for those whose poems are shitty __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

04-22-2004, 04:17 PM	#21
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Radar will, one of these days see That everyone thinks that he's crazy but his limericks are great though, I'm sure we'd be mates as i skip his long posts cuz I'm lazy __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-22-2004, 03:59 PM	#19
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Good one, LJ.

04-22-2004, 04:20 PM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	A computer geek name a stevedallas named a part of his anatomy "Alice" it wasn't his knuckle, and you might just chuckle if I told you that it was his phallus __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-22-2004, 04:25 PM	#23
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	This is as fun as can be cause radar just doesn't see he started this crap and made such a flap taking it personally--unlike me. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

04-22-2004, 04:33 PM	#24
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Lady should try to abstain From working her poor little brain I feel some concern That her noodle might burn For her thought is too tough to maintain Notice I’m writing these poems very quick It’s not really that hard of a trick My brain just works very fast Feel free to compare and contrast With Lady who isn’t too slick I'm sure Lady knows this is all jest But still I'd like to make a request that she search far and wide for someone to confide that she knows Radar is the best. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

04-22-2004, 04:43 PM	#25
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	He may be the best at annoying, irking and flaming and toying, but when it comes to the facts about whom he attacks he has no idea where he's going. :p __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

04-22-2004, 04:48 PM	#27
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, it's clunky, steve.....i tried all day to make it work....how 'bout a little help? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-22-2004, 05:04 PM	#28
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	My facts are unbiased and true Aimed in the right direction too A few unemployed May feel somewhat annoyed 'cause I know far more than they do I suppose I could be much more kind To those who I've left far behind But what fun would that be I'd much rather see Them so upset that I am maligned. Don't worry my message board friends There's no need at all for amends It's all been in fun I'll not be outdone 'less I'm so old I'm wearing "depends" __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin Last edited by Radar; 04-22-2004 at 05:08 PM.

04-23-2004, 12:22 AM	#30
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	a young trollop named staceyV laid her heart out for dwellars to see hoping we'd sympathize instead she was crucified we spit on her soul, don't you see MY version: i came to the cellar to see if a kind hearted soul could help me. i got some advise and some people weren't nice, but of spit on my soul, i am free. twas my husband who was doused in phlegm, and that's why you won't see him again, but i'll stick around , though to hell i'll be bound, and i know when to shut up, the end.

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