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06-29-2005, 01:28 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Being as I'm paid sometimes to chase and tie down naked people, there is greater concern on the part of those doing the taking down that naked guy will choose to fight back with body fluids rather than a hesitation to have a close encounter with Mr. Happy.
What was it Patton or McArthur or somebody used to say? Get them by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow. We did have one nut that made a point of greasing herself up with moisturizing lotion before she (intentionally) went off/had a tantrum. It was rather like trying to catch a greased pig and she would slip right out of the leathers. After about the third time staff started to remember to bring a towel in to soak up some of the ooze.
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06-29-2005, 02:23 PM
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changed his status to single
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 ok wolf, we definitely need some more of your work stories.
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06-29-2005, 04:00 PM
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NSABFD
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"I think the guy with the mustache is a little "too into it", in a I'm not gay sort of way."
He looks cross-eyed to me
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06-29-2005, 07:21 PM
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The urban Jane Goodall
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She acted out a lot. To say the least.
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06-30-2005, 01:10 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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I see you are acquainted with my secretary.
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06-30-2005, 07:23 AM
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The urban Jane Goodall
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It wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't taken five people to do it.
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06-30-2005, 09:05 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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06-30-2005, 12:44 PM
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is fleeing the scene
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06-30-2005, 11:33 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
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What a cool find, barefoot! Nice one :clap:
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06-30-2005, 12:38 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Could someone please 'shop a cell phone into his missing hand?
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06-30-2005, 12:43 PM
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The urban Jane Goodall
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Don't.
That would be to Speilbergian for me.
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06-30-2005, 12:47 PM
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Wolf is minty fresh from Forks!!
 Plus, she probably either 1) got a new gun, or 2) won another "who's the perp?" pool at work.
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07-01-2005, 01:42 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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I know I promised to use my photoshop powers only for good and not evil, but...
quick and dirty.
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