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Awesomely more sexually attracted |
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38 | 64.41% |
A little more attracted; it's risque |
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16 | 27.12% |
Neither more or less attracted |
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4 | 6.78% |
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff |
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1 | 1.69% |
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul |
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0 | 0% |
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Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.
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I have a feeling that UT just posted these two topics to improve rankings in Google.
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They may be coming here for all the wrong reasons, but I think it's actually a pretty good thread. We had some good discussion on this topic.
And I have to admit, my heart did a little flutter and I thought "Oh, what's this?" when I saw the title of this thread just now. I didn't remember it at first. It's a good lure. |
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camel toe implies floppiness, erect nipples imply arousal
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As seen on rec.humor.funny:
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
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I like me some hard nipples. As long as the little bumpity thingies all around the outer part arent huge.
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Hey, Tonchi....maybe you could run down to Kinko's and lie.......
Oh, never mind..............
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Hey Tonchi - I have the opposite problem of yours. Huge tits, and little nipples. WTF? Somebody up there must hate me. I'm actually happy if you can see a visible "erection" through my shirt!! lol
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