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View Poll Results: Discovery of the nip-ons makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted 38 64.41%
A little more attracted; it's risque 16 27.12%
Neither more or less attracted 4 6.78%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff 1 1.69%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul 0 0%
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Old 09-22-2005, 07:42 AM   #1
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Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:29 AM   #2
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Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.
Yep, exactly the same. You said what I've been thinking since the posting of the first poll. Both can contribute to the sex appeal of a woman, but by themselves they're not enough to move the decision one way or another by their presence or absence.
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:04 AM   #3
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I have a feeling that UT just posted these two topics to improve rankings in Google.

Sorry, dear guests, if you were looking for a giant collection of Tara Reid nude pictures, showing her erect nipples.
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Old 05-18-2006, 08:46 AM   #4
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I have a feeling that UT just posted these two topics to improve rankings in Google.
8 months later... now that we are, to my surprise, #4 in Google for the phrase "erect nipples"... glatt, your comment has become all too wise. I wish I was that smart.

This thread is the most looked-at thread on the Cellar, because its archive page gets 2500 hits per day.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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Old 05-18-2006, 09:03 AM   #5
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They may be coming here for all the wrong reasons, but I think it's actually a pretty good thread. We had some good discussion on this topic.

And I have to admit, my heart did a little flutter and I thought "Oh, what's this?" when I saw the title of this thread just now. I didn't remember it at first. It's a good lure.
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:10 PM   #6
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Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.
Nipples have been poking out forever whereas the camel toe has only been publicly (public not pubic) revealed in the last century. Give it time.
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:23 AM   #7
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camel toe implies floppiness, erect nipples imply arousal
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:06 AM   #8
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Tara Reid looks better clothed.
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:29 AM   #9
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As seen on rec.humor.funny:

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
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Old 09-22-2005, 03:43 PM   #10
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I like me some hard nipples. As long as the little bumpity thingies all around the outer part arent huge.
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Old 09-22-2005, 05:26 PM   #11
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Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.
Because nipples can show even in a reasonably loose shirt. On my extra-pokey-nipple days, there's not a shirt in my closet that I don't contour in that fashion. To get camel toe, on the other hand, you have to have extremely tight pants made of very thin fabric, and you have to make an active choice not to pull them out of your crack. It's about as sexy as a wedgie as far as I'm concerned.
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Old 09-22-2005, 06:23 PM   #12
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Hey, Tonchi....maybe you could run down to Kinko's and lie.......
Oh, never mind..............
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:25 PM   #13
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Hey Tonchi - I have the opposite problem of yours. Huge tits, and little nipples. WTF? Somebody up there must hate me. I'm actually happy if you can see a visible "erection" through my shirt!! lol
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:43 AM   #14
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I have the opposite problem of yours. Huge tits, and little nipples. WTF? Somebody up there must hate me. I'm actually happy if you can see a visible "erection" through my shirt!! lol
It appears that the two of us together are serious proof that the concept of "Intelligent Design" is garbage
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Old 09-23-2005, 10:48 AM   #15
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It appears that the two of us together are serious proof that the concept of "Intelligent Design" is garbage
Excellent proof of the Humorous Design theory, though.

(I refuse to believe that Spike Jones, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce before he started reading the court decision from his obscenity trial, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, and the Original Cast of Saturday Night Live represent natural, random mutations. Surely the hand of God was responsible ...)
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