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Old 12-16-2005, 11:54 PM   #1
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FIVE for the price of one!!

Click "videos". I laughed at all of them. I don't know what that says about the fella's puppetry skills, I fear what it says about my humor threshold. Enjoy.
Loved it!
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Old 12-16-2005, 09:03 PM   #2
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14/20=70

Also face recognition gave me kevin spacey as a first choice. True, everyone says it. Oddly, they didn't suggest john cusack. In my younger days I was a dead ringer for him.
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:35 PM   #3
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17/20 = 85 in part 2
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:56 AM   #4
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Been a busy day for me in this thread... :where is the busy beaver smilie?:

Ready for (another) one of those "which character am I?" survey thingies? .... Well, silence is assent, as I've heard, so here goes.

What D&D Character Are You? My results below. I would rate the result as flattering and mostly on target. This comes on the heels of a radio story today casting Seattlites as "earnest" and "satire challenged". Perhaps. I've been characterized that way before. Interestingly, the quiz coincided with a stretch of Jethro Tull on the iTunes shuffle play with a little Doors thrown in. Fine RPGing music for my money.


<b>I Am A:</b> Neutral Good Elf Ranger Cleric
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Neutral Good</b> characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Clerics</b> are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Mielikki</b> is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head.
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:15 AM   #5
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:57 PM   #6
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I am a Neutral Good Elf Ranger Bard with Mielikki as my Goddess (Lady of the Forest)
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:18 PM   #7
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<b>I Am A:</b> Chaotic Good Human Ranger Fighter
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Chaotic Good</b> characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Humans</b> are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Fighters</b> are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Shaundakul</b> is the Chaotic Good god of travel and exploration. He is also known as the Rider of the Winds. His followers are typically rangers, and work to protect the land. They typically wear leather armor, and carry long swords and short bows. Shaundakul's symbol is a white hand with the index finger raised.
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Old 12-17-2005, 06:57 PM   #8
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:40 PM   #9
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<b>I Am A:</b> Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Druid
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Chaotic Good</b> characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Druids</b> are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Solonor Thelandria</b> is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:18 PM   #10
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<b>I Am A:</b> Chaotic Good Elf Druid Mage
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Chaotic Good</b> characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Druids</b> are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Mages</b> harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Rillifane Rallathil</b> is the Chaotic Good elven god of woodlands and nature. He is also known as the Leaflord, the Wild One, and the Great Oak. He is appears as a huge oak tree. His followers believe that everyone should be free to spend their lives doing what nature has meant them to, and they protect the forests from those who would abuse them. Their preferred weapon is the quarterstaff. Rillifane Rallathil's symbol is an oak tree.
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:25 PM   #11
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I'm a: Lawful Good Dwarf Fighter Ranger

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Old 12-17-2005, 09:35 PM   #12
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So, no chaotic evil gnome monks? I guess UG hasn't had time to try out.
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:29 PM   #13
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<b>I Am A:</b> Lawful Good Half-OrcFighter Ranger
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Lawful Good</b> characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.
<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Half-Orcs</b> are a cross between a human and an orc. Generally, this kind of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never raised by a full set of parents. They tend to be less intelligent and attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier. Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility.
<br><br><u>Primary Class:</u><br><b>Fighters</b> are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.
<br><br><u>Secondary Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
<br><br><u>Deity:</u><br><b>Tyr</b> is the Lawful Good god of justice. He is also known as Tyr Grimjaws, Wounded Tyr, the Maimed God, and Blind Tyr. He appears as a warrior, missing his hand. Followers of Tyr are concerned first and foremost with justice - discovering the truth and punishing the guilty for their crimes. They wear blue and purple robes with a white sash, a white gauntlet on the left hand, and a black gauntlet on the right, to symbolize Tyr's lost hand. Their preferred weapon is the warhammer. Tyr's symbol is a set of scales resting on a warhammer.
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:11 PM   #14
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I Am A: Lawful Good Half-OrcFighter Ranger
Now that's a combination you don't see very often, if ever.
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:38 PM   #15
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the half Orc part bother me , other than that I am ok with it
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