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Old 04-29-2010, 03:49 PM   #1
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Of course, it tells me all its gambling secrets.
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:09 PM   #2
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The winner is the one with the best nickname for a wang.

"Sidney's Candy" fine for Sidney but what about the rest of us
"Jackson Bend" a strong contender, but may turn uncomfortable
"Super Saver" terribly unfortunate...
"Looking at Lucky", doesn't quite fly, if it were just "Lucky" that would work, but...
"Conveyance" that's just horrible.

I'm going with "American Lion", with place to "Noble's Promise" and show to "Stately Victor".
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:25 PM   #3
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Have you ever beheld a Stately Wang?
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:31 PM   #4
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No but I'm sure its owner finds it to be most admirable.
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:26 PM   #5
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Using UT's logic, Jackson Bend sounds like a good choice. Can I pick that one to place? For show I'll take Dean's Kitten, because kittens are always darling!

For expediency:

Win: Backtalk
Place: Jackson Bend
Show: Dean's Kitten
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:49 PM   #6
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I'm gouing with Conveyance because UT thinks it's horrible
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Old 04-30-2010, 02:14 PM   #7
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Stately Victor to win place or show. With a name like that how can he lose?
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:14 AM   #8
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Ice Box, Super Saver, and Paddy O'Prado for the trifecta box.

I picked Super Saver to be in the money. because I was really impressed with Calvin Bo-rail's super upset victory at last year's Derby on Mine That Bird.
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Old 05-01-2010, 06:49 PM   #9
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Ice Box, Super Saver, and Paddy O'Prado for the trifecta box.

I picked Super Saver to be in the money. because I was really impressed with Calvin Bo-rail's super upset victory at last year's Derby on Mine That Bird.
nice picks, dude. None of them are really good wang names, though....
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Old 05-01-2010, 06:45 PM   #10
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so who won? some jerk off customer has commandeered our tv to watch Obama speak or some fucking shit.
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Old 05-01-2010, 06:46 PM   #11
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Super Saver. Calvin does it again, same kind of really patient race that showed he read the track and knew his horse.

Outstanding.

Although I was really hoping for Noble's Promise because of the awesome story.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:40 AM   #12
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Super Saver.
Heh. My wife had the sports section and I asked her "who won?" I though she said "Super Saber" and I was really impressed at how much of a wang name that was. We had a short painful conversation where I was explaining the whole Cellar wang name theory before she corrected me and said it was "Super Saver" not "Super Saber." A real Emily Litella moment. Never mind.
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:21 AM   #13
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I give you the winning trifecta, and all you got is dick on your mind. Where's the gratitude? Where's the praise? Where's the... "DNR, you mad fucking genius, I'll never doubt you again"?
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:45 AM   #14
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that is high praise from me. Now shorten your user name and I'll consider further praise.
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Old 05-02-2010, 10:06 AM   #15
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I should change my name to please you??? You got a better chance at winning the lottery...
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