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Old 09-27-2007, 11:18 AM   #1
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Among your many positive qualities is a bit of mystery. Thankfully, this falls into that category.

As a turtleneck, it suits you perfectly. But you have it on upside down.

THAT ONE!
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:59 AM   #2
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Which means that your other qualities are superlative, because I find this part of you reprehensible.
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well.....how do you feel about my bunghole?
He finds it prehensile?
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:56 AM   #3
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just cuz YOU can't touch the sides.....
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:59 AM   #4
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just cuz YOU can't touch the sides.....
... with this 2 liter bottle I have in my hand...
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:57 AM   #5
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Actually, UT is the only real poster on this board. He is schizophrenic and we are his personalities.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:58 AM   #6
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Actually, UT is the only real poster on this board. He is schizophrenic and we are his personalities.
Me too? Holy shit, that explains everything....
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:14 AM   #7
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gently, with my neatly manicured fingernails
top-hole!
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Old 09-27-2007, 12:22 PM   #8
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like this one?

I guess i should point out that its really shitty to post an i'm leaving thread and try to lay it at the feet of a particular person. especially in this case, where you're flagrantly lying.

most people are sitting back.....biding time....waiting for more info. not sure of whether or not they should belive jeb, or lj. maybe some believed me when i said he was my sockpuppet(he's not. i was lying to suxx)but most are carefully riding the fence here. mayhap, we'll never know.....but if one thing is reliable about I'm leaving threads......the author WILL be back to read it.

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Lumberjim made me cry for an hour that night
cmon.
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Old 09-27-2007, 03:53 PM   #9
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like this one?
Naw. I consider this one more of a meta discussion. Plus I skipped some stuff.
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:08 PM   #10
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Jeb has been nothing but a friggin' whiner since day one of his join date. I swear, he had the 'poor me, and you guys all suck!' schtick down to an art form, culminating in the 9/11 victim claim and subsequent boo-hoo poetry and good-bye thread. It was fun to read sometimes, though. Sometimes.
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Old 09-27-2007, 12:56 PM   #11
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Initially, like glatt, I assumed that it was a lie--standard response to a "yo mama" joke. I myself have used this response, complete with believable tears and running out of the room, because it's funny as all shit to watch people backpedal in panic.

With the poem, and now this grand demonstration of a thread, I think it probably is true, but that doesn't really change the way things played out for me. Theotherguy said it all:

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Jeb - if you sister died, that is sad. Sorry for your loss, but if you really think that lj was making a real crack about your actual sister, you have some serious growing up to do. My guess is that he didn't even know you had a sister.
It comes up again and again here that some people are allowed to be mean, and others are not. It's not true, because there is a difference in the intent of each person's meanness. Recently lumberjim went off on a tangent about me hypothetically pissing my pants. He wasn't being mean. He was being funny, and I laughed, and responded with more humor.* But I guaran-fucking-tee you if he'd made the crack to, say, skysidhe, all of a sudden half the people on here would be going on about how mean he is. The truth is, he teases people he likes, and he "gets away with it" because he's been here long enough that most of us know his personality.

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As a turtleneck, it suits you perfectly. But you have it on upside down.
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THAT ONE!
He's happiest when people give as good as they get, don't you see that? Spexx, for example, seems to be slowly accepting this, and I look forward to the day that he can drop that last inch of resentment and begrudgingly realize he's actually having fun with all the back-and-forth.


*In truth, I honest-to-God considered a response along the lines of, "Dude, I wet my pants at the WTC! NOT COOL!" but I figured it wasn't worth it to fan the flames.
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:13 PM   #12
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*In truth, I honest-to-God considered a response along the lines of, "Dude, I wet my pants at the WTC! NOT COOL!" but I figured it wasn't worth it to fan the flames.
I just spit Coke out on my desk. You make me cry. In a good way.
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:01 PM   #13
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There is nothing dictating people's behavior here according to an arbitrary, conspiratorial system.
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:15 PM   #14
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There is nothing dictating people's behavior here according to an arbitrary, conspiratorial system.
The conspiracy has conditioned you to believe that.
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:08 PM   #15
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I sho' loves me some clodfobble. jinx, if you ever dump me for bruce....I'm moving to texas.
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