He was pissed - Page 3

Griff · 01-09-2008, 08:01 PM

Thanks

Aliantha · 01-09-2008, 08:07 PM

weirdos

Griff · 01-09-2008, 08:10 PM

You're off my cowhead list.

Aliantha · 01-09-2008, 08:12 PM

excellent

monster · 01-09-2008, 08:55 PM

you're probably still on his non-species-specific head list, tho'

ZenGum · 01-09-2008, 09:57 PM

at all you invisible inkers.

If a cow's head will win back your ex's love ... what do you reckon you could get if you sent someone a whale penis? 'cause I know this really hot chick that I don't know how to approach ... should I try it?

Shawnee123 · 01-10-2008, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

at all you invisible inkers.

If a cow's head will win back your ex's love ... what do you reckon you could get if you sent someone a whale penis? 'cause I know this really hot chick that I don't know how to approach ... should I try it?

Awww shucks, Zen...I would be honored to receive your, errr, whale penis. Oh, you didn't mean me?

Aliantha · 01-09-2008, 10:26 PM

If it's someone from this site that you've got your eye on, you should definitely do it.

HungLikeJesus · 01-09-2008, 11:02 PM

Those of you saying he was crazy are ignoring the fact that it worked.

BigV · 01-10-2008, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Those of you saying he was crazy are ignoring the fact that it worked.

If by "it" you mean their continued marriage. I would say that "it" worked either despite or because of the cowhead.... we can't say.

Shawnee123 · 01-10-2008, 09:40 AM

And he got his prize back: a woman so understanding that the mailing of a cow's head is of little consequence in the long term ups and down that any relationship will experience.

Excuse me, I need a tissue.

The invisi-posts were the funniest things in a long time!

binky · 01-10-2008, 09:57 AM

aint love grand, shawnee?

Shawnee123 · 01-10-2008, 09:59 AM

lol...I wouldn't know. (Hey, does the Cow Head Correspondent make good money?)

HungLikeJesus · 01-11-2008, 12:44 AM

Maybe he meant it as a partial dowry.

ZenGum · 01-11-2008, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Maybe he meant it as a partial dowry.

But really it was a partial cow-ry.

Their love had gone cold, in fact it was friesian, but this has steered them back together. Udderwise, the relationship was pasture its time.

01-09-2008, 08:01 PM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Thanks __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-09-2008, 08:07 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	weirdos __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-09-2008, 08:10 PM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You're off my cowhead list. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-09-2008, 08:12 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	excellent __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-09-2008, 08:55 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you're probably still on his non-species-specific head list, tho' __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-09-2008, 09:57 PM	#6
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	at all you invisible inkers. If a cow's head will win back your ex's love ... what do you reckon you could get if you sent someone a whale penis? 'cause I know this really hot chick that I don't know how to approach ... should I try it? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-09-2008, 10:26 PM	#8
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	If it's someone from this site that you've got your eye on, you should definitely do it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-09-2008, 11:02 PM	#9
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Those of you saying he was crazy are ignoring the fact that it worked. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-10-2008, 09:40 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And he got his prize back: a woman so understanding that the mailing of a cow's head is of little consequence in the long term ups and down that any relationship will experience. Excuse me, I need a tissue. The invisi-posts were the funniest things in a long time!

01-10-2008, 09:57 AM	#12
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	aint love grand, shawnee? __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

01-10-2008, 09:59 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol...I wouldn't know. (Hey, does the Cow Head Correspondent make good money?)

01-11-2008, 12:44 AM	#14
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe he meant it as a partial dowry. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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