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06-11-2009, 02:30 PM
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is fleeing the scene
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"I'm Tiki, I was more in love than any of you will ever fathom, I will never get over it, so I'm going to continue to drown in it for as long as you'll have me, and when you tire of me, I'll go do it somewhere else......in my cowboy boots and choir robe."
Too bad. She was a decent poet and I liked hearing about her gardens and chickens.
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06-11-2009, 02:32 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Exactly: self-indulgent, easily replicated, a few decent lines. Eh...
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06-11-2009, 02:43 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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eh - there's enough crap going on in the world without having to read about her self absorbed bullshit - - -
it rhymed, some of the time, I gotta give her that, but she took it all back. I really don't care given neither or both? I'd rather be spared.
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06-11-2009, 06:19 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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Because he was afraid Barney Fife would ticket him for jaywalking.
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06-11-2009, 06:25 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Because he was afraid Gomer would make a citizen's arrest.
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06-11-2009, 06:28 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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...because it was too chicken.
If it'd been less chicken (and more dog for example) it probably would have crossed the road, but it wasn't, so it stayed on this side. 
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06-11-2009, 06:44 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Because it was at Jinx's/Jims house eatin veggie tacos and drinkin corona - would you have left just to cross the stinkin road?
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06-11-2009, 06:45 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Oh thats the second time tacos have come up. I want a taco...I really want a taco...
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