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Old 04-27-2011, 01:12 PM   #1
Sundae
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Is that you Charlie?
Wake up Charlie, rise and shine
Pour the tea, I'll draw the blind
Sunlight halo, you look wonderful
Darling Charlie, pale and deathly still
For heaven's sake, wake up Charlie

Was a full moon last night
I was full of bravado.
Dead drunk, dead sure, one of us had to go
Raised my head in anger, hurt you again
Dust to dust, and fire to ashes you can
Thank me for nothing now Charlie

I was eaten up with jealousy
Bones to pick and rumours to feed
How my heart bleeds, love's a big mistake
Mercy Charlie oh for pity's sake
Forgive me, speak to me, Charlie

Wake up Charlie rise and shine
Pour the tea, I'll draw the blind
Sunlight halo you look wonderful
Darling Charlie, pale and deathly still
For heaven's sake, wake up Charlie

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Old 04-26-2011, 11:16 PM   #2
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To shreds, you say?
 
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I guess this means lunch is out of the question.
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Old 04-26-2011, 11:17 PM   #3
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pam, why don't you post some of your works in the creative expression section. there are several accomplished writers here who would gladly give you advice. i like your plan to crush this girl. if you crushed her hands, she wouldn't be able to write and you would win easily. maybe you could use a bowling ball? i prefer running people down with a car, but it is always so messy. i end up spending half the day trying to wash the blood off my car.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:44 AM   #4
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dude the secret is to put your thumb over the end of the hose

i can't believe you didn't figure that out, the water comes out like at least twice as hard
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:34 AM   #5
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... the secret is to put your thumb over the end of the hose ...
That's how I put air into the tires, but then what can you expect ... I'm a girl.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:50 PM   #6
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btw, do you think everyone from Texas is a hick?
No, it's true. She's got us dead to rights on that one.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:58 PM   #7
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Whoa, whoa, HEY NOW. I will not be associated with those other filthy people from the South! Only us Texans are hicks... y'all.
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:08 PM   #8
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i had a hickie one time. isd thas the same?
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