Sycamore Solves a Good Percentage of the Cellar's Job Problems - Page 3

Elspode · 03-18-2003, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by wolf

That wouldn't work too well on radio, unfortunately.

I dunno...fart lighting often has pretty hysterical, unintentional results. I think an audio version of the fart, followed by the 'whoosh' of flame, immediately followed by the crackling sound of pubic hair igniting and the resultant screams of pain and surprise would make for some pretty classic radio...

elSicomoro · 03-18-2003, 10:12 PM

"It's not funny...my ass is on fire."--Mr. Bungle

wolf · 03-18-2003, 10:13 PM

True, there are good sound effects resulting from a prolonged fart and the crackle of burning hair ... and the nice thing about radio is that we ONLY have to do it once (okay, over and over until we get a version we like) then it goes on a cart and we can replay as often as we like.

Don't forget, gang, I am a Renaissance woman ... in addition to my wealth of knowledge about firearms and ammunition, I also have a cappucino machine which I even take down out of the closet occasionally and USE!!!!

We are hooked up, despite the lack of a Starbucks. I can teach James to use the machine. He'll be fine with close supervision.

Oh, and I bake too ... You want the scones fresh? We'll have to have an oven put in the studio we're using.

slang · 03-18-2003, 10:20 PM

I'll see if my boss wants to sponsor this show. Maybe we can use some of his gas to light something on fire.

I have to get rested up for the big shitjob day tomorrow. I think we can take this show to the masses and be wealthy beyond our wildest dreams. Later

wolf · 03-18-2003, 10:35 PM

You might need to change the title of the thread to "Sycamore Solves a Good Percentage of the Cellar's Job Problems" ...

Griff · 03-19-2003, 06:20 AM

With the present turbulance at the FCC, I've been thinking about my old pirate radio fantasy. I could load everything, transmitter, cappicino machine, easy bake oven, alcohol, tobacco, and firearms into a duce and a half. Set up wherever you guys need to be, hmmm maybe we could even complete Sycs state capital tour.

Elspode · 03-19-2003, 08:34 AM

If this gets any more involved, someone is going to want to do a television show *about* the radio show that spawned from a television show concept.

However, steaming cappucino and fresh scones do sound rather nifty.

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 10:31 AM

Wolf, done.

El, you want to create the theme song?

Shit, Shepps could use the money too...he can be the webmaster of our official site.

The Ham clan, Cam, and hermit can serve as correspondents.

vsp and steve can do our technology section.

Jag will serve as international correspondent.

radar can be the village idiot.

Griff...you'll be executive producer.

See...this is almost as good as my grandiose "Sycamore for Mayor of Philadelphia" plan! But more legit!

Elspode · 03-19-2003, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by sycamore
El, you want to create the theme song?

Oh, hell yes! Do you want the names Sycamore and Slang worked into it as a lyrical element, or would you just prefer an instrumental track? Are we talking hard driving and punchy, or laid back and languid?

Hey!!! How about just a bunch of techno-synthetic/acid rock noise?

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 10:49 AM

Instrumental is fine...something cold, yet aggressive. Sorta like Prodigy or Machines of Loving Grace.

SteveDallas · 03-19-2003, 12:01 PM

hmmmm what jobs are open??? Maybe I need to get in on this.

Elspode · 03-19-2003, 01:17 PM

Hey, Syc...can I do the sound effects too?

http://www.lunalushede.org/slangignite.mp3

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
hmmmm what jobs are open??? Maybe I need to get in on this.

Damnit...didn't you already see that I gave you and jeff jobs as technology correspondents?

Unless you're interested in something else...

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 01:45 PM

*rofl* Yes El...your services are much desired.

elSicomoro · 03-19-2003, 01:47 PM

Hey slang...since we already have a crew here...we need advertisers. Good ones. Ones with a lot of dough. What are your recommendations?

03-18-2003, 10:13 PM	#33
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	True, there are good sound effects resulting from a prolonged fart and the crackle of burning hair ... and the nice thing about radio is that we ONLY have to do it once (okay, over and over until we get a version we like) then it goes on a cart and we can replay as often as we like. Don't forget, gang, I am a Renaissance woman ... in addition to my wealth of knowledge about firearms and ammunition, I also have a cappucino machine which I even take down out of the closet occasionally and USE!!!! We are hooked up, despite the lack of a Starbucks. I can teach James to use the machine. He'll be fine with close supervision. Oh, and I bake too ... You want the scones fresh? We'll have to have an oven put in the studio we're using. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-18-2003, 10:35 PM	#35
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You might need to change the title of the thread to "Sycamore Solves a Good Percentage of the Cellar's Job Problems" ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-19-2003, 06:20 AM	#36
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	With the present turbulance at the FCC, I've been thinking about my old pirate radio fantasy. I could load everything, transmitter, cappicino machine, easy bake oven, alcohol, tobacco, and firearms into a duce and a half. Set up wherever you guys need to be, hmmm maybe we could even complete Sycs state capital tour. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-19-2003, 08:34 AM	#37
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	If this gets any more involved, someone is going to want to do a television show about the radio show that spawned from a television show concept. However, steaming cappucino and fresh scones do sound rather nifty. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-19-2003, 01:17 PM	#42
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hey, Syc...can I do the sound effects too? http://www.lunalushede.org/slangignite.mp3 __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-18-2003, 10:12 PM	#32
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"It's not funny...my ass is on fire."--Mr. Bungle

03-18-2003, 10:20 PM	#34
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I'll see if my boss wants to sponsor this show. Maybe we can use some of his gas to light something on fire. I have to get rested up for the big shitjob day tomorrow. I think we can take this show to the masses and be wealthy beyond our wildest dreams. Later

03-19-2003, 10:31 AM	#38
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Wolf, done. El, you want to create the theme song? Shit, Shepps could use the money too...he can be the webmaster of our official site. The Ham clan, Cam, and hermit can serve as correspondents. vsp and steve can do our technology section. Jag will serve as international correspondent. radar can be the village idiot. Griff...you'll be executive producer. See...this is almost as good as my grandiose "Sycamore for Mayor of Philadelphia" plan! But more legit!

03-19-2003, 10:49 AM	#40
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Instrumental is fine...something cold, yet aggressive. Sorta like Prodigy or Machines of Loving Grace.

03-19-2003, 12:01 PM	#41
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	hmmmm what jobs are open??? Maybe I need to get in on this.

03-19-2003, 01:45 PM	#44
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	rofl Yes El...your services are much desired.

03-19-2003, 01:47 PM	#45
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Hey slang...since we already have a crew here...we need advertisers. Good ones. Ones with a lot of dough. What are your recommendations?

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