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Old 10-25-2006, 09:45 AM   #1
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oooh. audience of dozens multiplies the pain ten fold. good thing you weren't naked(also multiplies pain by 10), too. you would have exploded into a thousand pieces from the sheer math of it all.
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:48 AM   #2
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Chuck was here a moment ago, after he killed me in six different ways, without making a sound, he communicated telepathically that he was on his way to feed Flint his own arms, and then back to your place in Oz to apply 1/1,000,000,000,000 of the strength in his rectum to burn all of the flesh off your bones with a fart.
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:53 AM   #3
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old news. chuck thinks and moves at the speed of holy shiat so all of this happened in 1982 while we're stuck here at the speed of Der
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:55 AM   #4
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please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl
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Old 10-25-2006, 10:21 AM   #5
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please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl
Please be specific...who do you want to be a girl and why?
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Old 10-25-2006, 10:26 AM   #6
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his name is chuck, maybe?
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Old 10-25-2006, 10:30 AM   #7
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Chuck is both male and female. Because no human woman could survive his ejaculation, he reproduces by shooting into his beard, where miniature Chucks are grown like little marsupials.
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