1/10/2005: Whale penis - Page 3

xoxoxoBruce · 07-14-2006, 09:14 PM

It retracts when he wants it to...but why would he want to?

Ibby · 07-14-2006, 10:08 AM

I think they actually are.. I know most oceanic mammals have retractible wangs, like dolphins and most whales...

Ibby · 07-14-2006, 10:16 AM

MAN, it would be really annoying if they WEREN'T retractable... you're swimmin' along really fast, it's trailing behind whippin' around in the current... *shakes head*

Trilby · 07-14-2006, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

MAN, it would be really annoying if they WEREN'T retractable... you're swimmin' along really fast, it's trailing behind whippin' around in the current... *shakes head*

yeah, that's what I thought. Lots of drag with a Johnson like that.

BigV · 07-14-2006, 11:12 AM

Drag is just another word for friction.

Not all mammals have hands, y'know.

capnhowdy · 07-15-2006, 02:29 PM

Well, if I had one like that I'd........

lumberjim · 03-28-2010, 07:57 PM

put on the discovery channel right now

Sheldonrs · 03-28-2010, 09:11 PM

I guess it's upto me to make the obvious Moby Dick reference.

spudcon · 03-29-2010, 07:36 AM

More than 5 years, and no ones mentioned a recipe for whale schlong?

Trilby · 03-29-2010, 08:02 AM

When I see the name 'spudcon' -- I think of a felony-convicted potato.

Then I wonder if "felony potatoes" would go good with roast whale penis - OR - is "The Potato Felons" just a good name for a rock band?

Is this wrong?

spudcon · 03-29-2010, 10:08 PM

My secret's been discovered!

BigV · 07-29-2011, 01:14 AM

The Dartz Prombron Nagel Armored Sportback

"... will NOT be upholstered in whale penis leather."

Unlike:

Quote:

Recent projects of note for the company include a Bugatti Veyron redecorated with red chrome and snake skin, and the US$1.5 million Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition with its kevlar coating, diamond and ruby logos, limited edition Vertu phone with the interior tastefully lined with whale penis leather!

You can't make this shit up.

BigV · 07-29-2011, 01:17 AM

fuck.

Now, I have to debunk my own exclusive.

Apparently they've reconsidered.

Quote:

Leonard went on to lament:

We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want- to make just luxury car…. We just looking for most expensive products for this car — and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all.

That’s verbatim, by the way.

SPUCK · 07-29-2011, 06:28 AM

Heavy bummer.. Or er.. Light bummer?

Pete Zicato · 07-29-2011, 09:02 AM

Well, at least you're helping keep us the whale penis capitol of the world.

07-14-2006, 09:14 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It retracts when he wants it to...but why would he want to? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-14-2006, 10:08 AM	#2
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I think they actually are.. I know most oceanic mammals have retractible wangs, like dolphins and most whales... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-14-2006, 10:16 AM	#3
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	MAN, it would be really annoying if they WEREN'T retractable... you're swimmin' along really fast, it's trailing behind whippin' around in the current... shakes head __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-14-2006, 11:12 AM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Drag is just another word for friction. Not all mammals have hands, y'know. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-15-2006, 02:29 PM	#6
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Well, if I had one like that I'd........ __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-28-2010, 07:57 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	put on the discovery channel right now __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-28-2010, 09:11 PM	#8
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I guess it's upto me to make the obvious Moby Dick reference. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-29-2010, 07:36 AM	#9
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	More than 5 years, and no ones mentioned a recipe for whale schlong? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

03-29-2010, 08:02 AM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	When I see the name 'spudcon' -- I think of a felony-convicted potato. Then I wonder if "felony potatoes" would go good with roast whale penis - OR - is "The Potato Felons" just a good name for a rock band? Is this wrong? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-29-2010, 10:08 PM	#11
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	My secret's been discovered! Attached Images __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

07-29-2011, 06:28 AM	#14
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Heavy bummer.. Or er.. Light bummer?

07-29-2011, 09:02 AM	#15
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Well, at least you're helping keep us the whale penis capitol of the world. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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