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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I've thought of putting my wood turning talents to prurient use and offering highly discrete, custom made d̶i̶l̶d̶o̶s̶ err, massagers, designed to customer specifications and preferences. Not sure how I'd market this, get the word around. It seems like a niche that needs scratching...
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Etsy. Call it Woody Dan
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Wh-
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Planning some surprise butsecks?
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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I think it's nice when people try to get a step ahead...
...I'd bet no one appreciated his initiative.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Ladies font, from a lady in Mumbai...
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The future is unwritten
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Yup, missed one.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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WTF is the spot she's cleaning? She's been wiping the same spot for over half an hour, and it's not getting any cleaner.
I better keep watching to see if she stops ![]()
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Siiiiigh...
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Thank you so very much.
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The future is unwritten
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You're all giddy over those globs of fat, but if that same fat was on her hips you'd be all banish her to walmart.
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Heh...I ain't gonna say nuthin bout 2-3 extra pounds on that pretty lady's hips. Or any other pretty lady's hips.
![]() Also, that should be "pendulous globs of fat"...Giggity.
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