Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 32

benjamin · 06-09-2009, 04:51 PM

I was 14 , when my one of my 4 years old cousins said to me..You get spanked below, I saw your mother spanked you. Did she often do it, I think I was in the room, otherwise she should have spanked you naked. I was like what..haah. This little boy..

DeepOne · 06-12-2009, 12:59 AM

I have one that's more me embarrassing my son than him saying something funny.
He comes out of the kitchen with a handful of nuts and says "you know, I like nuts by themselves, but I don't like them mixed up in things"
and my husband and I just sat there giggling and snickering and he goes "ugh, you guys are supposed to be the mature ones".

Shawnee123 · 06-12-2009, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeepOne

I have one that's more me embarrassing my son than him saying something funny.
He comes out of the kitchen with a handful of nuts and says "you know, I like nuts by themselves, but I don't like them mixed up in things"
and my husband and I just sat there giggling and snickering and he goes "ugh, you guys are supposed to be the mature ones".

Excellent!

And welcome!

classicman · 06-12-2009, 08:26 AM

HA - very funny!
and welcome to the cellar.

Shawnee123 · 06-22-2009, 11:36 AM

More from the mouth of the now 4 year old (birthday was Saturday):

4YO: Mommy can we watch (whatever it was) when we get home?

Mommy: Honey, they took that off, we can't watch it anymore (it was something free on HBO on Demand or something.)

4YO: Those terrorists, always taking the movies we want to watch.

BigV · 06-23-2009, 12:13 PM

(SonofV, musically)
"...dee dah dah, But you did, but you did,
And I thank you!"

(slightly aggravated)
Dad! You got that song stuck in my head!!!"

Hahahah! You're welcome, son! No problem.

lumberjim · 06-25-2009, 07:00 PM

a brief exchange between jinx and myself over gchat:

jinx: I really need to stop finding your toothpick/flosser things on my desk, kthxbai

jim: you can't prove it was me

jinx: I could kill you in your sleep and see if it stops happening

I Lolled. out loud.

Shawnee123 · 06-25-2009, 07:02 PM

Has anyone else noticed the whole "jinx kills jim" theme?

Sundae · 09-29-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Has anyone else noticed the whole "jinx kills jim" theme?

Belatedly. Don't worry, I can amend my filthy RPF to include this. In fact it works with the current cutting theme...
FTR - I do not write filthy fiction focusing on LJ & Jinx. I just have a topless pic of LJ on my ceiling for those "hard to reach" moments.

Aliantha · 06-25-2009, 07:04 PM

I've noticed. I keep wondering when she's going to stop threatening and follow through. lol

Not that I really want lumberjim dead or anything.

lumberjim · 06-25-2009, 07:19 PM

shouldn't you be busy neglecting your child?

Aliantha · 06-25-2009, 07:21 PM

Shouldn't you be busy picking your teeth?

eta: I have never neglected my children.

SteveDallas · 08-22-2009, 11:45 PM

A few days back Miss Dallas was, much against her will, helping Mrs. Dallas with the laundry. She thought it was absolutely hilarious that the Hanes boxer briefs I wear have pockets.

What she didn't realize was that the "Hanes" logo goes at the front left hip. Not in the center. What she thought was a "pocket" on the right side was really the y-front fly.

Clodfobble · 09-19-2009, 08:45 PM

You know that kid schtick where they ask a really complicated question right as you're trying to put them to bed?

Tonight's question from my stepdaughter was, "Why isn't electricity affected by gravity?"

SteveDallas · 09-19-2009, 09:43 PM

So.... what'd you tell her???

06-12-2009, 08:26 AM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HA - very funny! and welcome to the cellar. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-22-2009, 11:36 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	More from the mouth of the now 4 year old (birthday was Saturday): 4YO: Mommy can we watch (whatever it was) when we get home? Mommy: Honey, they took that off, we can't watch it anymore (it was something free on HBO on Demand or something.) 4YO: Those terrorists, always taking the movies we want to watch. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-23-2009, 12:13 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	(SonofV, musically) "...dee dah dah, But you did, but you did, And I thank you!" (slightly aggravated) Dad! You got that song stuck in my head!!!" Hahahah! You're welcome, son! No problem. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-25-2009, 07:00 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a brief exchange between jinx and myself over gchat: jinx: I really need to stop finding your toothpick/flosser things on my desk, kthxbai jim: you can't prove it was me jinx: I could kill you in your sleep and see if it stops happening I Lolled. out loud. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-25-2009, 07:02 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Has anyone else noticed the whole "jinx kills jim" theme? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-09-2009, 04:51 PM	#1
benjamin Kinda New Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1	I was 14 , when my one of my 4 years old cousins said to me..You get spanked below, I saw your mother spanked you. Did she often do it, I think I was in the room, otherwise she should have spanked you naked. I was like what..haah. This little boy..

06-12-2009, 12:59 AM	#2
DeepOne Squeebie Fleebie Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19	I have one that's more me embarrassing my son than him saying something funny. He comes out of the kitchen with a handful of nuts and says "you know, I like nuts by themselves, but I don't like them mixed up in things" and my husband and I just sat there giggling and snickering and he goes "ugh, you guys are supposed to be the mature ones".

06-25-2009, 07:04 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I've noticed. I keep wondering when she's going to stop threatening and follow through. lol Not that I really want lumberjim dead or anything. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-25-2009, 07:19 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	shouldn't you be busy neglecting your child? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-25-2009, 07:21 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Shouldn't you be busy picking your teeth? eta: I have never neglected my children. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber Last edited by Aliantha; 06-25-2009 at 08:28 PM.

08-22-2009, 11:45 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	A few days back Miss Dallas was, much against her will, helping Mrs. Dallas with the laundry. She thought it was absolutely hilarious that the Hanes boxer briefs I wear have pockets. What she didn't realize was that the "Hanes" logo goes at the front left hip. Not in the center. What she thought was a "pocket" on the right side was really the y-front fly.

09-19-2009, 08:45 PM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You know that kid schtick where they ask a really complicated question right as you're trying to put them to bed? Tonight's question from my stepdaughter was, "Why isn't electricity affected by gravity?" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-19-2009, 09:43 PM	#15
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	So.... what'd you tell her???

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