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[Gravdigr]

[infinite monkey]

WTF?

Barfola.

[Gravdigr]

[Gravdigr]

Sounds legit...

[orthodoc]

Maybe the gum is coated in capsaicin and leaves a residue on the hands, leading to, you know, the situation phlthi has made reference to. Never masturbate after handling hot peppers!!

[Glinda]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

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Ghost turds? Please.

I had a roommate years ago who called those little things Lesters and Leroys, and that's what I've called them ever since. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.

Also, this



is a cheese straightener because it makes little straight bits of cheese. Just FYI.

[Happy Monkey]

Not all products:
(funny soccer)

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Glinda

...called those little things Lesters and Leroys, and that's what I've called them ever since. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Glinda

Also, this



is a cheese straightener because it makes little straight bits of cheese. Just FYI.

True. I have the exact cheese straightener. I bought it because it said Cheese grater, but after putting the cheese through it the cheese was only OK, but not especially grate at all.

[orthodoc]

But it was grater than it was before.

[footfootfoot]

The jury is still out on that.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by orthodoc

But it was grater than it was before.

Well, it was pretty gouda.

[orthodoc]

There's really no whey to tell; it's all subjective.

[DanaC]

re: the pregnant baby doll...

http://www.gizmodiva.com/other_stuff...disturbing.php

UK-based artist Darren Cullen has designed a doll for an upcoming art show called Moral Holiday that might disgust you. The Baby’s First Baby Doll is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed cute 16 months pregnant doll, which comes with a tiny foetus. The packing of the doll highlights “Real pregnancy action”, and the artist describes this doll as “nonstop reproductive action”. However, this gets worse, with per, the mother-to-be toddler doll comes with a foetus in tow, pointed to with a pink arrow, along with the words: ‘Baby’s baby is pregnant too!’ The horrifying doll will also have cravings and stretch marks. On the back of the box, included milk bottles and warm towels for the delivery. The icing on the cake for this weird doll, is that it’s water actually breaks.

Baby’s First Baby Doll By Darren Cullen might scare little girls or encourage the concept of motherhood by offering them baby dolls at a very young age. If you still think this doll is worth it, buy one for £950.00 ($1,526.)

[ZenGum]

Re: pregnant baby doll ... I originally posted "that's not how it works".

Oops, sorry:

Once these females mature, within seven to 10 days, they start to clone themselves, giving birth to smaller, living versions of themselves known as nymphs. A female can give birth to about five to 10 clones per day, creating large swarms. These nymphs mature quickly, molting about four times over seven days before they start producing their own clones within 10 days.

Aphids will continue giving birth to multiple cloned generations over the course of the warm months of the spring and summer.

Some species of aphids are sometimes born pregnant. A female aphid who is developing as a clone within its mother's body will be pregnant itself and will be developing its own clone within its body even as it is waiting to be born.