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03-03-2019, 12:30 AM
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The future is unwritten
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It's funny but also tragic...
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03-03-2019, 03:44 AM
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03-18-2019, 08:31 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Woman robeWhile there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.” He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?” Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.” Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?” Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming…. That was me.”
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03-18-2019, 09:34 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I was hanging out at the gym earlier with a couple of friends.
I knew I should have bought longer shorts.
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03-03-2019, 06:57 AM
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I've got an interview for another job coming up this week. Reminds me of this Harry Hill skit
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03-06-2019, 08:50 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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 I did not know Luke Perry's daughter was a black man.
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03-06-2019, 10:10 AM
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Maybe the algorithm started with "stroke" and decided, what the heck, and just colored in the rest....
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03-06-2019, 04:57 PM
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I was never a Luke Perry fan. Do not dislike the man but not into his works.
He is or was very popular. Him passing from a stroke just seems a bit strange. Cancer? Sure, but stroke is commonly survivable even if you aren't the same person afterwards. And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right. |
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03-07-2019, 07:25 AM
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03-07-2019, 08:32 AM
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03-07-2019, 03:37 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Not if the coverage is dirt.
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03-07-2019, 04:44 AM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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*yawns* just woke up. What did I miss? Is there still a thisisnotporn thread?
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something we both can enjoy?? 
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03-13-2019, 09:19 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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LOL!!!
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03-17-2019, 12:56 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Lucadors...
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03-17-2019, 06:22 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Professional wrestling: Men without pants, fighting over a belt.
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