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Old 02-15-2009, 04:37 PM   #1
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Foot 3's pissed 'cause he has to spend 50% more than me on skids.
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:50 PM   #2
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I buy three pairs and it's like getting the second pair for twice the price, or something like tht
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:59 PM   #3
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Well you clever shoe buyin' son of a gun.
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:15 AM   #4
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I figured foot kept one bare for ah... punting.
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:58 AM   #5
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You mean like Tony's Toes?

(incidentally, I searched all over the internet, and apparently not ONE person has posted a picture of the stupidest fan product ever)
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:16 AM   #6
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Very much like that although pigskin isn't what is generally punted on the cellar.
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:46 AM   #7
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Sometimes it's pig skin.
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:54 AM   #8
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Sometimes it' s my face.
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:03 PM   #9
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Nay, no punts for Shawnee.
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:13 PM   #10
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Sure, it's the MO for a couple of folks I know here: one from whom I expect nothing but extreme cruelty and disregard for anyone but themselves, and one who I never expected could have such a hard heart. The hardest of hearts, in fact.
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:18 PM   #11
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I'm pretty sure punting Shawnee is on the shalt not list right after intolerably irritating.
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:04 PM   #12
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There're a few dwellars I'd consider punting, Shawnee isn't one of them. Besides, even if I were to punt someone, it would be the taco, paco not the face.
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Old 02-18-2009, 08:43 PM   #13
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That's Bullshit.

Thank you.
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Old 02-18-2009, 08:45 PM   #14
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Nobody burns.
You say God is the father. Maybe.
A father would burn his kids and torture them for eternity if they didn't worship him? NOT!

NOT! NOT!
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Old 02-18-2009, 09:26 PM   #15
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No they're right capn'
Converting is like waking up, when I think of all those years of pain I went through, when the truth was so obvious. I prayed, I went to church, I read my Bible, I found excuses for all the evil dumbshit and hypocrisy in the world. That stuff was so that the devil could take my soul!
Then over time, I slowly woke up, there is no "god" or atleast not the one made up by any person. There is no need to worry about heaver or hell, because they don't exist. There is no psycho overbearing judgmental god testing your faith. This is life, there are good and bad people, there is a not a reason for random bad stuff that happens. Its not some god playing with our lives, its just stuff that happens.
Ah...what a relief, what a burden was lifted from my shoulders. I am in control of myself, I don't have to play to some god's sick wet dream of love.

That being said, converting for the sake of a "love" is a bad idea. Your religion, what you choose to believe should be for yourself. What's important in the relationship? Good sex! And if religion is messing that up...get it the fuck out!
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