November 7, 2006: Yet another new record big burger - Page 4

breakingnews · 11-10-2006, 01:48 PM

How many oysters did you suck back? How bad was your diarrhea afterwards?

Sonya Thomas, the 100-pound Korean who is Kobayashi's closest rival in the Coney Island hot dog gorging, prides herself on this record:

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* - March 20, 2005, Metairie, LA, Acme Oysters: 46 Dozen (552) in 10 minutes, breaking my previous mark of 36 dozen set last year; a few minutes later also set an endurance record of eating 624 Oysters.

Forty-six dozen. In 10 minutes. Good god.

barefoot serpent · 11-10-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by breakingnews

How bad was your diarrhea afterwards?

Elspode · 11-10-2006, 02:02 PM

BigV · 11-10-2006, 05:08 PM

That's some funny shit.[/rimshot]

Actually, it was more like the 100 meter dash. It was a speed event. A dozen oysters in about four seconds. Without hands. I'll find the video.

CaliforniaMama · 11-11-2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

A dozen oysters in about four seconds. Without hands.

I have to admit I'm not a shellfish fan, but how does one eat a dozen oysters without hands? Is someone pouring them down your throat or are you lapping them up?

Inquiring minds . . .

BigV · 03-23-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaMama

I have to admit I'm not a shellfish fan, but how does one eat a dozen oysters without hands? Is someone pouring them down your throat or are you lapping them up?

Inquiring minds . . .

Here is a very thorough answer to your question.

btw, I found this (unanswered) question as I was updating the status of this year's competition.

Griff · 03-23-2007, 07:00 PM

Big should we put a Cellar t-shirt on you and have you eat these absurd burgers on camera for our amusement or a you just an oyster man?

sproglet · 11-11-2006, 04:07 PM

It's crap food, bad for the planet, bad for humans, full of saturated fats and red meat. It gives out all the wrong signals as far as I'm concerned, plus, whomever queues up to eat a slice of cold joke burger needs their head squeezing IMHO.

BTW the Monarchy pay taxes and are one of the largest employers in the UK. Plus the Queen gives me the right fucking horn so she can stay put as far as I'm concerned.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sproglet

It's crap food, bad for the planet, bad for humans, full of saturated fats and red meat. It gives out all the wrong signals as far as I'm concerned, plus, whomever queues up to eat a slice of cold joke burger needs their head squeezing IMHO.

Humans are omnivores. There is no bad food, unless it's poisonous. Oh, and save your breath on the whole meat is poison thing.

I agree that too many people limit their choices of what they will/should eat. Yes, they are media misled in some cases and available choices in others, but that doesn't make it bad food. No reason to get bunched up panties over the world's biggest burger or the world's biggest pile of bean sprouts, it's all in fun, not a guide to better living.

Trilby · 11-11-2006, 04:13 PM

I've no idea what the 'right fucking horn' is, so I'll disengage from that.

Uh--till I know what that is, exactly.

Lots and lots of food is crap food. We all need to eat better, more organic vegs, more grains. I've no quarrel with that. I will say that it is infinitely better to eat under-cooked asparagus than to go hungry, wouldn't you?

Ah, though, perhaps you subscribe to Jonathan Swift's idea?

Trilby · 11-11-2006, 04:18 PM

PS--still, the Monarchy is a waste. A. Complete. Waste. So, they pay taxes, who doesn't? They have loads of land holdings, etc. and wtf is Charles doing? Anyway--we ALL have our indulgences. Why begrudge an company some publicity?

sproglet · 11-11-2006, 04:38 PM

Charles is a wacky loon from yesteryear and is mostly harmless, plus I agree with his ideas on organic farming and architecture.

Are you following me about?

RFH = Woody

Trilby · 11-11-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sproglet

Are you following me about?

RFH = Woody

YES, I am!

Kidding, sweetheart!~

Clodfobble · 11-11-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sproglet

RFH = Woody

Just to be sure here, are you saying the Queen of England arouses you?

sproglet · 11-12-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Just to be sure here, are you saying the Queen of England arouses you?

It's the subtle mix of vulnerability and power that does it I think, and those gorgeous hats.

I'm not totally against red meat I just don't understand why people eat so much of it all the time. Give your colons a break every once in while, Jeeze

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BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	That's some funny shit.[/rimshot] Actually, it was more like the 100 meter dash. It was a speed event. A dozen oysters in about four seconds. Without hands. I'll find the video. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I've no idea what the 'right fucking horn' is, so I'll disengage from that. Uh--till I know what that is, exactly. Lots and lots of food is crap food. We all need to eat better, more organic vegs, more grains. I've no quarrel with that. I will say that it is infinitely better to eat under-cooked asparagus than to go hungry, wouldn't you? Ah, though, perhaps you subscribe to Jonathan Swift's idea? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-11-2006, 04:18 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	PS--still, the Monarchy is a waste. A. Complete. Waste. So, they pay taxes, who doesn't? They have loads of land holdings, etc. and wtf is Charles doing? Anyway--we ALL have our indulgences. Why begrudge an company some publicity? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-11-2006, 04:07 PM	#8
sproglet small in a big way. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The British Empire Posts: 94	It's crap food, bad for the planet, bad for humans, full of saturated fats and red meat. It gives out all the wrong signals as far as I'm concerned, plus, whomever queues up to eat a slice of cold joke burger needs their head squeezing IMHO. BTW the Monarchy pay taxes and are one of the largest employers in the UK. Plus the Queen gives me the right fucking horn so she can stay put as far as I'm concerned.

11-11-2006, 04:38 PM	#12
sproglet small in a big way. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The British Empire Posts: 94	Charles is a wacky loon from yesteryear and is mostly harmless, plus I agree with his ideas on organic farming and architecture. Are you following me about? RFH = Woody

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