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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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Apparently the size bra my girlfriend wears are cheaper in that section of the store... It was the weirdest feeling ever. Nobody gave me a second look, but I felt like they should have. I don't know why I didn't just go wander elsewhere other than the fact that I was getting to pick the colors and patterns on things I have a great time removing.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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BINGO!
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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lol, Bri. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout! *spits tobaccy on the floor*
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Everybody thinks Ohio is nuthin' but farmers, but we got us a rocky-roll music mooseeum an' a bridge named after a MacDonny samich!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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And we gots buckeyes!
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Yuh can't sees outta 'em (we tried with Ethel, you know she got her one good eye put out last fall shuckin' corn) but they make fer a good scarecrow face!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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i just about spit coffee on that one!
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Heh...Dateline will move from their houses to the children's section of stores and near schools.
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I heard a statistic at one stage which said that every for every year over 30 you are at the time of conception your risk of developemental problems in your child doubles.
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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Mating between close relatives only increases the risk of problems by about 15% (no source cited). |
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Tool. Not the band - you are one.
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL
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Not to diverge from serial killers, hot models, Down's Syndrome, and incest, but...
I was cruising abcnews this morning through a fark link, when something caught my eye: "Secret Signals: How Men Cruise for Sex" I thought I'd check it out, not that I'm on the market for men cruising for sex, but I thought maybe I could pick up a thing or two. Not that The Man humping my leg in the shower isn't signal enough... Funny enough, when I clicked the link I got an article entitled "Secret Signals: How Gay Men Cruise for Sex" ![]() Anyway, given my deviant desire to watch gay men going at it, I decided to read on anyway. Apparently, one good way to determine whether or not a man is not only gay, but also hot to trot, is to look for the telltale "tapping one's foot up and down and swiping one's hand underneath the bathroom stall" which is a recognized signal used by persons wishing to engage in "lewd conduct" a/k/a "gay sex".
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Sorry for the thread hijack but she wrote hers at the same time I wrote mine.
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Well....they usually have photos around of the needy and handicapped.
OOOps.I didn't even notice the double-post.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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