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Old 08-28-2007, 09:31 AM   #1
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That almost sounds pedophilic, man!
Almost? I can just hear Chris Hanson now.... "
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:38 PM   #2
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That almost sounds pedophilic, man!
Apparently the size bra my girlfriend wears are cheaper in that section of the store... It was the weirdest feeling ever. Nobody gave me a second look, but I felt like they should have. I don't know why I didn't just go wander elsewhere other than the fact that I was getting to pick the colors and patterns on things I have a great time removing.
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:22 AM   #3
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It was the weirdest feeling ever. Nobody gave me a second look, but I felt like they should have.
BINGO!
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:54 AM   #4
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lol, Bri. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout! *spits tobaccy on the floor*
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:00 AM   #5
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:02 AM   #6
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And we gots buckeyes!
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:05 AM   #7
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And we gots buckeyes!
Yuh can't sees outta 'em (we tried with Ethel, you know she got her one good eye put out last fall shuckin' corn) but they make fer a good scarecrow face!
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:07 AM   #8
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i just about spit coffee on that one!
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:06 AM   #9
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Heh...Dateline will move from their houses to the children's section of stores and near schools.
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Old 08-29-2007, 12:21 AM   #10
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I heard a statistic at one stage which said that every for every year over 30 you are at the time of conception your risk of developemental problems in your child doubles.
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:06 AM   #11
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I heard a statistic at one stage which said that every for every year over 30 you are at the time of conception your risk of developemental problems in your child doubles.
So that means that a woman of 40 (I believe the age of the man is less important) has an increased risk of problems 2^10 = 1024 times that of a woman of 30. This sounds like an area ripe for government interference. I wonder how that compares to drinking or smoking while pregnant?

Mating between close relatives only increases the risk of problems by about 15% (no source cited).
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:23 AM   #12
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Not to diverge from serial killers, hot models, Down's Syndrome, and incest, but...

I was cruising abcnews this morning through a fark link, when something caught my eye: "Secret Signals: How Men Cruise for Sex"

I thought I'd check it out, not that I'm on the market for men cruising for sex, but I thought maybe I could pick up a thing or two. Not that The Man humping my leg in the shower isn't signal enough...

Funny enough, when I clicked the link I got an article entitled "Secret Signals: How Gay Men Cruise for Sex"



Anyway, given my deviant desire to watch gay men going at it, I decided to read on anyway. Apparently, one good way to determine whether or not a man is not only gay, but also hot to trot, is to look for the telltale "tapping one's foot up and down and swiping one's hand underneath the bathroom stall" which is a recognized signal used by persons wishing to engage in "lewd conduct" a/k/a "gay sex".
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:29 AM   #13
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I was cruising abcnews this morning through a fark link, when something caught my eye: "Secret Signals: How Men Cruise for Sex"

I thought I'd check it out, not that I'm on the market for men cruising for sex, but I thought maybe I could pick up a thing or two. Not that The Man humping my leg in the shower isn't signal enough...

Funny enough, when I clicked the link I got an article entitled "Secret Signals: How Gay Men Cruise for Sex"



Anyway, given my deviant desire to watch gay men going at it, I decided to read on anyway. Apparently, one good way to determine whether or not a man is not only gay, but also hot to trot, is to look for the telltale "tapping one's foot up and down and swiping one's hand underneath the bathroom stall" which is a recognized signal used by persons wishing to engage in "lewd conduct" a/k/a "gay sex".
A more interesting article would be- how gay men don't cruise for sex. I spent my 20's hanging out with flamers- I love 'em but....


Sorry for the thread hijack but she wrote hers at the same time I wrote mine.
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:33 AM   #14
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Well....they usually have photos around of the needy and handicapped.

OOOps.I didn't even notice the double-post.
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Old 09-04-2007, 08:14 PM   #15
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Well....they usually have photos around of the needy and handicapped.


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