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Old 10-28-2007, 09:30 PM   #1
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I can't say. I have extremely limited experience with anyone else's mattress but my own.

Which begs the question, how do you know that Ali?

Ummm...I've rumpled a few sheets in my time?
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Old 10-28-2007, 09:29 PM   #2
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I knew you'd post something very detailed and pedantic in this thread UG. I have to say, the quality of your post is so much higher here than in that other shitty thread.
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Old 10-28-2007, 09:32 PM   #3
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The wife and I can make our waterbed squeak.

Detailed, yes. Pedantic heck no -- on the grounds that sheets are utterly unpedantic, you naughty girl!
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Old 10-28-2007, 09:35 PM   #4
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ok...that post just made me crack up. lol Very funny.
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:23 PM   #5
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I can't say. I have extremely limited experience with anyone else's mattress but my own.

Do you always make the bed yourself?
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:28 PM   #6
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Yes.

As to the reasons why, I demure.

Suffice to say that it is easier for all involved. Especially since I am at considerable risk for the same injury Dazza recently suffered.
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:32 PM   #7
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Well my advice is, don't do it! If you do happen to stick your fingers in the fan though, can you make sure you've got the camera going? I really am a sadist.
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:37 PM   #8
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You know, I can count two times in recent memory that UG has been civil to me, no, kind and friendly even.

One was when he called me naughty for accusing Cloud of telling him to shut up, and the other was when he called coincidence agreement with respect to the current version of the Pledge.

In this post, he simply ignores me.

I prefer both of these to his usual belittling, but these are still unsettling.

Does any other dwellar use so many words to say so little?

Besides myself, of course.
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:38 PM   #9
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There are a number of others. lol
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:41 PM   #10
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i concede to aliantha's superior post whoring abilities. i'm way out of my league here.
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:43 PM   #11
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thankyou! I will accept your surrender gracefully.

Better luck next time mate.
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Old 10-28-2007, 11:02 PM   #12
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Shes a good whore, I am glad to be her pimp.
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Old 10-28-2007, 11:08 PM   #13
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You want a lil lovin sugar mamma?
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Old 10-29-2007, 12:16 PM   #14
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I folded a fitted sheet this past Friday. I used a very similar method to the provided instructions. I may do the pillowcase thing later.
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Old 10-29-2007, 12:28 PM   #15
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I folded a fitted sheet this past Friday. I used aery similar method to the provided instructions. I may do the pillowcase thing later.
Judging from your folding abilities...I just want to watch that....


Laundry just got a lot more interesting.
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