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Old 01-11-2008, 03:04 AM   #1
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But really it was a partial cow-ry.

Their love had gone cold, in fact it was friesian, but this has steered them back together. Udderwise, the relationship was pasture its time.
and now my day is complete.
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:53 AM   #2
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I considered sending half a pig's head to my love rival once.
I was walking round a meat market and the little piggies heads really made me laugh. They weren't that expensive either. She'd been very rude about me the week before and it struck me as a funny way to get even.

What can I say, I didn't do it in the end.
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Old 01-11-2008, 08:23 AM   #3
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I considered sending half a pig's head to my love rival once.
I was walking round a meat market and the little piggies heads really made me laugh. They weren't that expensive either. She'd been very rude about me the week before and it struck me as a funny way to get even.

What can I say, I didn't do it in the end.
Chicken?
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:00 PM   #4
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Chicken?
Noooooooo, she said pig's head.
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:28 PM   #5
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I gotta say...last time I saw a pig's head at a butchers it damn near turned me veggie again.
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Old 01-12-2008, 01:20 AM   #6
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I gotta say...last time I saw a pig's head at a butchers it damn near turned me veggie again.
Scary sort of Lord Of The Flies vibe to turn a corner and suddenly come upon.
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Old 01-12-2008, 03:42 PM   #7
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Old 01-11-2008, 07:37 PM   #8
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Are there other gangster movies famous for severed heads she could have been referring to?
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Old 01-11-2008, 08:26 PM   #9
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Could be we're missing something here, people.

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Old 01-11-2008, 08:30 PM   #10
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Save's picking it, I suppose?
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Old 01-11-2008, 10:58 PM   #11
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cows are so lucky
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:31 AM   #12
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apologies for the apostrophe in there -the gremlins did it!
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