I lost you guys for a while! - Page 4

Big Sarge · 04-26-2011, 08:18 PM

Mr. Jill has been welcomed back enough. I think we need to redirect this thread as pensive pam wishes. Why were you so nice to Mr Jill and mean to pam??

Jill · 04-26-2011, 08:33 PM

I've been up to no good, as usual. <evil cackle>

Ok, really, I left my miserable job of 10 years and jumped from the frying pan into the fire, working on a political campaign. Never! Again! After the candidate (deservedly) lost, I took some time off to oversee a major kitchen remodel and some other home improvement projects, like having every single floor in the entire house except the bathroom refinished!

I created an album with some before and after pictures: http://cellar.org/album.php?albumid=22

Now I'm looking for my next career, trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up.

I collected a new kitten off the sidewalk outside our house. He's now about a year old and cute as PIE! Our other kitty was a rescue from a home where she was tormented by the other cats, so we were supposed to keep her as an only cat forever. She really was a mess when we first got her. But here's what a home that makes her feel safe can accomplish:

That's the old scaredy cat, Emma, on the left, hugging the new kitty, Toby, on the right while they slept.

Awwwwwww.

Life's pretty good!

What's up with you guys?

monster · 04-26-2011, 08:34 PM

So it is all about Emma! (And Toby)

HungLikeJesus · 04-26-2011, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pensive pam

i wish jill the best. why was i not welcomed in this way?? why, i ask. i would like an answer. i was gong to log off, but now i am not. why was i not welconmed???

Pam!

Oh, you were, in that other thread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Hello pam, welcome to the Cellar. I've been quite amused reading your posts.

By the way, I don't know how those words get under your name.

HungLikeJesus · 04-26-2011, 08:37 PM

The cat on the left looks like the top of someone's head.

monster · 04-26-2011, 08:38 PM

Welcome back, by the way.

monster · 04-26-2011, 08:39 PM

Donald Trump could use it as a wig maybe?

Jill · 04-26-2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Hi Jill!! Welcome back. BTW, do you have a good meatloaf recipe? One other question, are you a hermaphrodite?

Thanks, Big Sarge! I do have a good meatloaf recipe, as a matter of fact. Would you like me to share it with you?

I'm not a hermaphrodite, but I am an Arachne. Watch me spin my web. . . mwuaaahahahaha!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Where

else would you get welcomed back in this fashion?

Nowhere I'd want to be, that's for sure!

Does this site have an Ignore feature?

monster · 04-26-2011, 08:40 PM

yes, but it doesn't ignore all responses to all ignored posts. And I'm hurt that you want to ignore me so quickly, I've barely been rude to you yet. Was it the Donald trump comment?

HungLikeJesus · 04-26-2011, 08:43 PM

Some women are very sensitive about their cats.

monster · 04-26-2011, 08:44 PM

you almost typed pussies then, didn't you?

Jill · 04-26-2011, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

So it is all about Emma! (And Toby)

Oh believe me, that spoiled little Toby is hardly ignored around here. He gets away with going where no cat who's ever owned me has been allowed to go before. Behold!

He's a trip!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

The cat on the left looks like the top of someone's head.

She's sure got enough fur to be!

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Welcome back, by the way.

Yeah, so you say now. What about when I start whining about how much you hate me? Huh? Huh? Whatya gonna do then? Meanie!

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Donald Trump could use it as a wig maybe?

If she were Donald Trump's head, he'd actually gain about 100 IQ points!

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

yes, but it doesn't ignore all responses to all ignored posts. And I'm hurt that you want to ignore me so quickly, I've barely been rude to you yet. Was it the Donald trump comment?

You'll have to try a lot harder than that. Go on, gimme yer best shot!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Some women are very sensitive about their cats.

Cats? Cats? Someone named HungLikeJesus refers to them as cats? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

It's pussies to you, bub!

monster · 04-26-2011, 09:02 PM

.

Jill · 04-26-2011, 09:03 PM

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! OMG, I'm laughing SO hard here! I love it!

DanaC · 04-26-2011, 09:09 PM

Monster proving once and for all that she am the caption queen

[eta] btw great pussy pics jill

04-26-2011, 08:18 PM	#46
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Mr. Jill has been welcomed back enough. I think we need to redirect this thread as pensive pam wishes. Why were you so nice to Mr Jill and mean to pam?? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-26-2011, 08:34 PM	#48
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So it is all about Emma! (And Toby) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2011, 08:37 PM	#50
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The cat on the left looks like the top of someone's head. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

04-26-2011, 08:38 PM	#51
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Welcome back, by the way. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2011, 08:39 PM	#52
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Donald Trump could use it as a wig maybe? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2011, 08:33 PM	#47
Jill Colonist Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA (transplant from St. Louis, MO) Posts: 218	I've been up to no good, as usual. <evil cackle> Ok, really, I left my miserable job of 10 years and jumped from the frying pan into the fire, working on a political campaign. Never! Again! After the candidate (deservedly) lost, I took some time off to oversee a major kitchen remodel and some other home improvement projects, like having every single floor in the entire house except the bathroom refinished! I created an album with some before and after pictures: http://cellar.org/album.php?albumid=22 Now I'm looking for my next career, trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. I collected a new kitten off the sidewalk outside our house. He's now about a year old and cute as PIE! Our other kitty was a rescue from a home where she was tormented by the other cats, so we were supposed to keep her as an only cat forever. She really was a mess when we first got her. But here's what a home that makes her feel safe can accomplish: That's the old scaredy cat, Emma, on the left, hugging the new kitty, Toby, on the right while they slept. Awwwwwww. Life's pretty good! What's up with you guys?

04-26-2011, 08:40 PM	#54
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yes, but it doesn't ignore all responses to all ignored posts. And I'm hurt that you want to ignore me so quickly, I've barely been rude to you yet. Was it the Donald trump comment? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2011, 08:43 PM	#55
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Some women are very sensitive about their cats. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

04-26-2011, 08:44 PM	#56
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you almost typed pussies then, didn't you? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2011, 09:02 PM	#58
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	. Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2011, 09:03 PM	#59
Jill Colonist Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA (transplant from St. Louis, MO) Posts: 218	Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! OMG, I'm laughing SO hard here! I love it!

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