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Old 08-15-2011, 08:09 AM   #46
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A bit is 12.5 cents, originally it was half a quarter, that is, half of 25 cents. Hence you'd put in your two bits worth = 25c.

You're gonna spit when you get it.

Six and four fifths bits
of the woes of this sad world
The king is to blame.


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Blink blink blink blink blink
Light up as if I should care.
I do not answer.
You are at work, and there is a call waiting in your voicemail.
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Old 08-15-2011, 08:22 AM   #47
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A bit is 12.5 cents, originally it was half a quarter, that is, half of 25 cents. Hence you'd put in your two bits worth = 25c.

You're gonna spit when you get it.

Six and four fifths bits
of the woes of this sad world
The king is to blame.
So...85?

ARGH. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!


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You are at work, and there is a call waiting in your voicemail.
ding ding ding!

Actually I think it's one of those decoy calls. You think you have a voicemail and it's just "the oldest heard message will be deleted..." So? I probably ignored it then too!
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Old 08-15-2011, 08:25 AM   #48
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85 is correct.


Imma go to bed now, you better have it by the time I log on next.
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Old 08-15-2011, 09:33 AM   #49
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[Arnold]Oooh oooh oooh oooooh! [/Horshack]

85% of problems are directly traceable to top management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-15-2011, 04:38 PM   #50
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Dang it! I had it, back at the post where Zen gave me the exact number of bits. But I see infi got here first. Too slow on the draw for me.
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:21 PM   #51
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[Arnold]Oooh oooh oooh oooooh! [/Horshack]

85% of problems are directly traceable to top management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding ding ding!

Monster, was it Undertoad?
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:44 PM   #52
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of course. sorry, am kinda distracted by pool emergencies, mybad
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Old 08-16-2011, 02:35 AM   #53
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That's not even a haiku

Okay this one should be easy:

Half of us have one
but they're nowhere near so big -
Cyclops' sea-serpent
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Old 08-16-2011, 07:19 AM   #54
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UG's ego?

No, seriously, a penis?

I represent your
Misguided philosophy.
Hey! Slow Down! Read me!
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Old 08-16-2011, 07:17 PM   #55
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UG's ego?

No, seriously, a penis?

at 1.

2. More information?


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I represent your
Misguided philosophy.
Hey! Slow Down! Read me!
UG's ego again?
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Old 08-16-2011, 09:32 PM   #56
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Message from the blue
Conveys hope for four encore
but no need to shout
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Old 08-16-2011, 10:12 PM   #57
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I represent your
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Signature files?
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Old 08-16-2011, 11:41 PM   #58
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Signature files?
Or the cookies.
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Old 08-17-2011, 02:11 AM   #59
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Message from the blue
Conveys hope for four encore
but no need to shout
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Old 08-17-2011, 02:17 AM   #60
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BigVs sig
Ahh, has to be. Well done.

Now riddle me a haiku, Helm of Jimness.
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